Prank call [nonfailversion]

-CALL DIALOG-
Pizza guy: So what would you guys like?
Justine: Alright, I'd like a large pizza, as big as you can make it. And then I want Bacon, pepperoni, pinapple, Do you guys carry cabbage?
Pizza guy: No..
Justine: Oh okay, well then put chicken and spinach on it..and can you put a lot of basil on it?
Pizza guy: [To himself] Okay, just let me find spinach at...and let's see..chicken, I think chickens on the last page.. no..
Justine: Garlic, onion, peppers, cover it in salt, cinnamon, tomato, frosting, enchiladas, macintosh, squirrel, teragon, cumin, semen.. [stifled laughter]
Pizza guy: [chuckles] The only one I got, I got pepperoni, chicken, bacon, pinnapples and spinach anyways.
Justine: Well...
Pizza guy: Do want -- [Cut off]
Justine: KY Jelly his AND hers, cherries, cream, blueberries, cover it with righteousness..
Jordan: Sugar, spice and everything nice.
Justine: Fetus, and make it with love.
Jordan: Lots of love.
Justine: Cover it with your love.
Pizza guy: We are gonna need a bigger box [laughs]
Jordan: Can I have Optimus Prime with that, too?
Pizza guy: [chuckles] You get whatever you want, what else you like?
Justine: Uhm, cover it with xanax, crumble it all over the top.
Pizza guy: What's that?
Justine: Xanax
Pizza guy: I don't know what that is.
Justine: Xanax? Crush the pills and coat the top of the pizza with it.
Pizza guy: Ooh, heh, [chuckle] Oh well we'll have to go get a prescription for that. Are you still there?
Justine: Yes.
Jordan: Can I have lipstick on it?
Pizza guy: Oh, okay, I thought you hung up. So do you want that hand tossed or thin crust? [speaking through laughter]
Justine: I want it hand tossed, baby.
Pizza guy: Alright, I'll rub it real good. Okay, uhm, Okay so you want ...I got I got Peperoni, chicken, bacon, pinapple and spinach so far.
Justine: Garlic, onions, peppers, salt, cinnamon, tomato, frosting, enchiladas, macintosh, squirrel, teragon, cumin, semen, KY Jelly his and hers, cherries, cream, blueberries, righteousness...don't forget the righteousness, sugar, spice and everything nice, fetus and make it with love.
Pizza guy: Okay, well, [laughs] Anything you want extra? we've got 16 inches, is that big enough?
Justine: Excuse me?
Pizza guy: Our extra large is 16 inch..
[Jordan & Justine laugh]
Pizza guy: Would you like to talk to another customer service representative?
Jordan: Dude, you rock.
Justine: I love you!
Pizza guy: [Chuckles] How soon would you like this?
Jordan: This is going on youtube.
Pizza guy: [laughs] Okay.
Jordan: I love you, bye.
Pizza guy: Bye
[laughter]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• prank
• pizza
• call
• hut
• dominos
• funny
• silly
• bad
• dirty
• girls
• giggle
• gone
• wrong
• batteries

[tinman8201]

Lol!! I love you guys

-imposter foster haha

[tinman8201]

Haha I love you guys lol

-imposter foster haha

[issalambert]

Omigod..sweet Jesus Jordan..am I related to you???? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!