BYONDomous - A Message To All Game Developer Communities

Game developers around the world.

We are BYONDomous.

For many years, BYOND has been considered a savage wasteland filled with twelve year old imbeciles. Currently, the potential of the Dream Maker engine is underestimated, and most game developers have overlooked it for more commercial software, like Unity3D or Flash. But, Tom, the creator of BYOND, has finally decided that enough is enough.

On Monday evening, January 23, 2012, BYOND will undergo a drastic transformation. Useless features such as blogs will be eliminated. Membership fees shall increase. You will be required to pay in order to list your game on the hub. The site will run more efficiently. And Narto frogs will be free to frolic in the meadows.

No longer will BYOND fester in the depths of despair. No longer will developers laugh and mock the greatest software on the planet known as Dream Maker. No longer will the giant foot of failureness be able to trample our civilization. The time has come to rise above all others. Above all expectations and criticism. BYOND will shift from being the worst of the worst, to the most ultimate of the most ultimate.

In the year 2012, we do not plan to play nice. Heed our warning, Unity, Flash, and Game Maker developers.

We are BYONDomous. We do not suck. We do not fail. Expect our games.

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