Harold and Kumar Square Root of 3

I'm sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

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[petkovmarin]

I feared that I always be..., not sure

[incomparableguy]

@petkovmarin a lonely number like root three

[77Poisoned77]

you fucking tool, QUIET ANUS

[Adriluc3]

Quiet anus...

[217rambo]

@amchris66 QUIET ANUS! lol jk

[imcool1347]

ahah my math teacher showed me this

[RestlesslyRandom]

its "come waltzing by" not co-waltzing by...

[ZayasChels333]

Awwwwww soooooo cute!! Kumar is such a romantic in mathematical ways lolzx it was cute tho!

[amchris66]

GAY

[naurens1]

0:51 nice :D:D

[C00LX100]

i smoked weed with president i forget what i was gonna say XD

[brknspacebar]

If saying lame lines is cool....consider me Miles Davis!

[dirtycookie321]

unclued renewed i see wut he did there with his sweet rymes

[passingpoor]

cave beast