Krista Detor Live: Sheriff Santa From Montana (Silver Wood)

Lyrics:

Somewhere in Montana there's a Santa with a gun
And his elves on wooden horses having tons of cowboy fun
And the bad guys all go runnin when he shakes his jolly fist
Cause somewhere in Montana, Sheriff Santa has got a list

The jails made out of gingerbread and icing window grout
And Spitball Sonny done lost his teeth trying to eat his bad way out
The jailers small but mighty mean as he cracks his licorice whip
And somewhere in Montana, Sheriff Santa shoots from the hip

His pistols filled with lumps of coal, hes got a perfect aim
And all the bad guys tremble just to hear Kris Kringles name
And high noons pretty frosty as the reindeer whinny and neigh
Somewhere in Montana a bad guy is gonna pay

BR :
On Xmas eve he calls his yuletide posse
To round up all the bad guys that are naughty
Theres Talkback Tommy and Dee+ Dan
theres Gumchair Gus And Tattletale Stan
Sheriff Santas got a plan cause theyre hiding out in Candyland

Santa calls out to the bad guys, put your hands up in the air
And they beg him, please! No! not the list! But the lists already there
And he checks their names off one by one - Shoots their stockings full of coal
Cause out there in Montana being naughty takes its toll (pause)

So saddle up, little deputies, and think hard on this tale
Dont let yourselves get locked up in that old gingerbread jail
Cause being naughty might be fun, but just remember this
Somewhere in Montana Sheriff Santa has got a list

Album: The Silverwood http://www.kristadetor.com/store

Venue:
Video: Adamnp http://www.youtube.com/adamnp
Website: http://www.kristadetor.com

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Krista Detor
• The Silver Wood
• Sheriff Santa From Montana
• original holiday music

[jmkrieger67]

I have been waiting for this video.

[ryanahlwardt]

wow. i have to show lauren this when she gets home today. good work, you guys! dave, i love the stool getting kicked out of your way & krista's reaction. the villains are excellent, as well.

[WVSunbird]

This is GREAT! Love the song, the funny vid, and naturally, our favorite heroine and hero! Can't stop smiling!!!