Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!

Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!


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[westzaanTP]

i'f i say al those things wath Jeff Duhnam say i wil be killed 0.o

[supermetriodfansfan]

bin laden went to town on 9/11

[MOTORHEAD7372]

SILENCE night

[mrfrednoname]

2339 islamic nutcases have access to the internet. I keeelll you

[Awesomegirl9088]

This is hilarious!!!!!!! Where does he get it all from?

[gorn9146]

I just got to see him in person! My brother got tickets for my B-Day. Providence, Rhode Island, January 14, 2012. One of the best B-Day presents I've ever gotten!

[crazyemochickable]

i <3 achmed

[clowneeyoretigger]

2,337 went blind and accidently hit the dislike button

[TheCharismaticDJs]

BE QUIET !! OHHHHHH XD lol

[amirhar09]

cool and shit hahaha