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Uploaded on Dec 20, 2007

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!

Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!


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  • Mary Fraser

    He's not a Muslim, his ass says made in china.

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  • Flutter Shy

    Jeff Dunham gets hundreds of death threats from people who don't understand his humor. He's making fun of the Taliban.

    Plus, he's a comedian. They make fun of everyone. If you're offended by a comedian, you should either deal with it, or watch something else.

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  • David Lucas

    When he is saying bombs it sounds like bongs

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  • jessica fox

    Achmed: You know that game guitar hero i kick your ass. ok maybe at halo

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  • Fheflan11

    Heis making fun of terrorists. So.. are you saying that muslims and terrorists are the same?

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  • jonfromqueens

    Kool

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  • skylineXpert

    hey you know that xbox game guitar hero. haha i kick your ass (tapping solo) okay maybe at halo

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  • TheHunteroo

    Your right Achmed is Chinese. I heard Jeff is thinking of calling Achmed, Bill.

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    1:25

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  • jordanmurphy114

    okay maybe at halo

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  • madbigborz

    I love when says "be quiet"

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  • ultimatemythbuster

    Watching this recursively.

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