Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Loading...
Uploaded by Smakgakgak on Dec 20, 2007
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!
Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!
- 98,147 likes, 2,337 dislikes
-
Link to this comment:
Top Comments
All Comments (34,188)
-
( i may have improvised a little)
-
that was from a diferent achmed thing
-
dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made it out of dinamite, dreidle dreidle dreidle i blow you up tonight
>:)
OH CRAP wrong holiday
-
@asablonde8325 nice!!!!!!!!!!!
-
thank u guitar guy go backstage and do ur drugs now hehehe
-
WHERE ARE ALL THE VIRGINS BIN LADEN PROMISED ME?
-
He is funny
-
He don't know he Does Drugs.
-
is that what u think i like ???!!!
-
@stancy99 HAHAHA
- 8:20Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunh...by jeffdunham3,855,108 views
- 4:53Ahmed in Army USAby darckness2001,078,463 views
- 8:31Jeff Dunham - Peanut Very Special Christmas Dut...by MagieseMan627,689 views
- 2:35Jeff Dunham - Bubba J "Road Kill Christmas" Pop...by jeffdunham6,980,278 views
-
nokiaChannel515 videos
- 6:04Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmedby scaloni77710,527,916 views
- 5:17Jeff Dunham - Stupid Things Parents Sayby Lunarlilly623,014 views
- 1:47Achmed Jingle Bombs: Halo 3 Styleby superblip1,052,169 views
- 4:06All I Want for Christmas Is... Jewsby HotBoxComedy4,433,893 views
- 2:01Airport body scanner: Rapiscan 2010 Anti-Terror...by KooKooCahooYouFoo10,015,807 views
- 3:38Re: If Achmed Had Skin Pt. 2by Kleinalrik2,504,400 views
- 1:50Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special - ...by jeffdunham5,897,584 views
- 1:11Merry Christmas Achmedby ace69er263,182 views
- 1:52Walter Vs. Achmedby number1officefan460,695 views
- 8:46Jeff Dunham Peanut and Jose jalapeno on a stickby Westman1223434,282,391 views
- 10:48Achmed the Dead Terrorist NEW!by IMaartenI911,436 views
- 2:23Best Beatboxer !!!!!by Spoon2Spoon4,777,135 views
- 4:53Ahmed At BootCampby sucknic13802,699 views
- 0:24Achmed- I KILL YOUby nexusinc1,439,291 views
- 2:10Achmed-Jingle Bombs Full Christmas Specialby Amystika1998737,098 views
You racist bastard i that Wat u think i like u know that xbox game Guitar hero i kick ur as ...... Ok mabey at halo.
stancy99 2 weeks ago 55
Lets see what you got... (achmads music) You racist bastards!!! :)
BreatheIveTaken 5 days ago in playlist More videos from Smakgakgak 2