Absolut Vodka Cut The Crap Commercial

A mother and son are having a discussion in the kitchen about what's going on in each other's lives. The actual verbal exchange between them is stilted and artificial, with each of them playing the other's game.

Captions appear on the screen to clarify what the two are really saying.

The mother asks, "So... How's your love life?" and the caption beneath reads, "So... Do you like boys or girls?"

The son responds, "Great. I'm dating a flight attendant. She's blonde." The caption says, "Great. I'm sleeping with a gogo dancer. He's built."

With reservation, mom says, "Oh that's wonderful honey." According to the text on the screen, she means, "So, it's a boyfriend."

Mom continues: "When do we get to meet her?" but the caption reads, "Dad is going to love this."

The son tells her that his made-up girlfriend "travels a lot," but he means "Not in a million years."

In a passive attempt to get the last inner-laugh, the son asks, "What about you? How's your backache?"
But the text reveals what he wants to be inferred by his question: "What about you? Still sleeping with your chiropractor?"

The mother looks pensive and gives a reserved smile, knowing her secret's "out" as well.

In large type, the screen reads "Cut The Crap."

The product is shown and its ingredients featured: "Absolut Vodka, Soda Water, Natural Citrus"

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• Vodka
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• Cut
• Crap

[ArticBreakup]

that's great! I wish my life had subtitles like that.

[RKGOLF]

fucking hysterical. sounds like me and MY Mom jajajajajaja

[okrum]

why replacing "he's black" by "he's built"? ?

[manramen]

HEEHEE >.< I've been looking EVERYWHERE for this commercial :P

[guevodeplomo]

hahahaha

[timeduardo]

This is a truly great ad! Where was this broadcast?

[svcNuVa]

HAHA

that was hillarious

[Soonni2k6]

This is the UK version?

I remember seeing it on tv here

[papoj1PVR]

wonder where you find get the UK version of this commercial...

[TheMuppets1991]

I wouldn't, If others could read them... Only if I alone could read the subtitles

[brianbell]

Trunksbomb, now now, no need for sarcasm, just enjoy the vid.

[trunksbomb]

Wow. I'm glad that you posted the play-by-play on the video. Otherwise I wouldn't have understood it.