Tonight I'm Gonna Fly (Rudolph's Rant)

Rudolph is promoted to team leader of Santa's sleigh. Popular culture maintains that Rudolph responded with humility and gratitude. However, taking fallen nature into account (if it extended to the talking animal population) this is how the other reindeer were likely treated.

Lyrics:
Always making fun and calling me hurtful names.
Don't you know I like the reindeer games,
like parchessi & yahtzee & antler joust,
You always claim to be the first caribou on the house.

Well Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen
& Comet & Cupid & Donner & Blitzen,
I run this sleigh with my illuminated snout,
so you better get in line when you hear Santa shout.

Chorus:
Tonight I'm gonna fly,
tonight I'm gonna fly into the foggy night
the foggy night.


Santa: You're my favorite one... don't take it personally Dasher... It's just that, Rudolph's nose, it's so vivid and red, like a marachino cherry on the end of his nasal cavity.

Rudolph: Marc Lewis
Santa Clause: Slade Adams
feat. special vocals from Betsy Lawler

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rudolph
• autotune
• garage band
• Santa
• Christmas
• Holiday
• funny
• Marc
• Lewis
• Slade
• Adams
• Betsy
• Lawler