I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)
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@brainsareus you are an retard
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@Blackdragon5151 because of idiots like you, gay kids get abused. i'm not gay,but a moron like you, probably won't believe that. so fuck off,punk!!
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way to take an awesome quote by tom waits and make it completely and utterly gay
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no offence to Jimmy , he was my best friend :) QC
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@888peterine Winston Churchill said "Madam you are beautiful, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will be ugly
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It is fern!!
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It sure would be nice if people who post things online knew the actual title of the songs they were putting up for the world to see! "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me (Than Have To Have a Frontal Lobotomy)".
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I told my mom I wanted to be an alcoholic. She said "Just drink the good stuff." xD
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How about a heart felt rendition of the vintage back boiler classic "Get off the gas stove Granny, you´re to old to ride the range"
btw. i always thought that these song titles were just a joke ! ...untill i started my webedelic wonderings.
anyway, well sung & wonderfully shown.
I drink to make other people interesting - Ernest Hemmingway
A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her - W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drink, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman
You're not drunk if you can lie on the ground without holding on - Dean Martin
Winston you're drunk - Bessie Braddock - Madam, you're ugly, tomorrow, however, I shall be sober - Winston Churchill
888peterine 11 months ago 22
Still sounds like 'fern' to me!!
Chartwell30 2 years ago 9