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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)

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Uploaded by on May 6, 2009

A Dr. Demento Classic.

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  • I drink to make other people interesting - Ernest Hemmingway

    A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her - W.C. Fields

    When I read about the evils of drink, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the ground without holding on - Dean Martin

    Winston you're drunk - Bessie Braddock - Madam, you're ugly, tomorrow, however, I shall be sober - Winston Churchill

  • Still sounds like 'fern' to me!!

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  • @brainsareus you are an retard

  • @Blackdragon5151 because of idiots like you, gay kids get abused. i'm not gay,but a moron like you, probably won't believe that. so fuck off,punk!!

  • way to take an awesome quote by tom waits and make it completely and utterly gay

  • no offence to Jimmy , he was my best friend :) QC

  • @888peterine Winston Churchill said "Madam you are beautiful, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will be ugly

  • It is fern!!

  • It sure would be nice if people who post things online knew the actual title of the songs they were putting up for the world to see! "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me (Than Have To Have a Frontal Lobotomy)". 

  • I told my mom I wanted to be an alcoholic. She said "Just drink the good stuff." xD

  • How about a heart felt rendition of the vintage back boiler classic "Get off the gas stove Granny, you´re to old to ride the range"

    btw. i always thought that these song titles were just a joke ! ...untill i started my webedelic wonderings.

    anyway, well sung & wonderfully shown.

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