Tom's of Maine Goodness Philosophy
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toms DID make good toothpaste until they sold out to colgate. they have since changed the formula to taste like a cross between fermented bull semen and the scat of a malaysian hooker. i no longer brush my teeth
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Okay, screw it! I'm voting Republican.
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What is there to say really... but, HONEST GOODNESS!! lol This ad is awful, repetitious, Self-Righteous, and makes me want to club small animals.
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Uhm... Did you guys just rip off Hans Zimmer's music here? It's like you took "The Journey Begins" from Millennium - Tribal Wisdom and the Modern World and reworked it. Really, I hope Mr Zimmer either wrote this or signed off on it, because this is clearly copyright infringement if not.
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I'm going to rape your toothpaste
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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@1:53 - Makes ya wonder what horrible thing they did. Really, REALLY bad scripting.
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this entire commercial was compiled from excerpts of "atlas shrugged"
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i just really like the epic music in the background! will someone please help find out what that theme is called so i can find it! ^_^
This commercial is awful. I am a dyed in the wool liberal/progressive, but this thing makes me want to punch baby seals and then eat them cooked in cheese made from their mothers' milk.
You can HEAR the sound of people registering for the Republican party as this commercial is playing. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE NORTHEASTERNERS!
Shyaporn 1 year ago 9
Veridian Dynamics. Seriously. This doesn't sound like a genuine statement of "goodness" so much as a parody of corporate feel-good ads full of overly dramatic music, stock footage and the repetition of vague statements. WHOLESOME GOODNESS. ENVIRONMENTAL GOODNESS. HONEST GOODNESS.
The truth is, of course, that Tom's of Maine is utterly, epically corporate. Bought by Colgate-Palmolive in 2006, it's not the small time "goodness" company it once was, but a giant, corporate entity.
i80 1 year ago 8