ode to caroline: super cute girl with a polish name

a silly (yet genuine (and gay)...) ode to caroline wozniacki, a super cute girl with polish name, indeed.

we call it SCGWAPN for short. long live caroline's cuteness!!!

lyrics for SCGWAPN:
she's fast a gazelle-a
she wears stella so well-a
she can whack a ball swell-a
she's sunshine in thunder
successful down under
rarely makes a blunder
she's an ice cream junkie
does she like chunky monkey
or something more funky?

she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's got the smile; she's got the game
her head is strong; her legs are long
she's so cute, and sweet, to boot
she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's got the look; she's got the fame
she's a super cute girl with a danish passport
she'll beat ya to pulp on a tennis court
her backhand's as sweet as orange sorbet
i sure hope she's a little gay
she's a super cute girl with a polish name

(hey sabine!)
she's not, uh, invisible
she's totally huggable
entirely loveable
she's friends with the rads
avoids thousands of cads
never watched "my two dads"

(but)

she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's got the smile; she's got the game
her head is strong; her legs are long
she's so cute, and sweet, to boot
she's a super cute girl with a polish name

(and ya know what else?)
i hope she moves to new york
we could dance to bjork
and eat waffle fries with a spork
baby woz, she's got your number
she's cool as a cucumber
focused, even in her slumber

(because)

she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's got the look; she's got the fame
super cute girl with a danish passport
she'll beat you to a pulp on a tennis court
her backhand's as sweet as orange sorbet
i sure hope she's a little gay (even .1% will do)
she's a super cute girl with a polish name
she's a super cute girl with a polish name

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• wozniacki
• is
• cute
• ode
• silly
• ice cream
• backhand
• orange sorbet
• ridiculous

[srqnbta]

"i sure hope she's a little gay" i don't understand this part??

[scgwapn]

@srqnbta well, if caro was a little gay, it'd give scgwapn the tiniest bit of a chance with her...like 0.0000000000000000000000001%, instead of plain 0%.

[piplup10203854]

I love Caroline she is just an amazing tennis player and being cute doesn't hurt at all and she has a pretty fierce back hand haha the song made me laugh and she is super cute haha

[scgwapn]

@piplup10203854 Thanks :) Her backhand is adorable. Swoooooooon!

[chasemydreams]

the music is fine but subtitles would have been a better idea

[scgwapn]

I guess it's a good thing that my mission wasn't to please others, but rather to give myself a giggle. N'est-ce pas? Oui. :P

[DaduDadaDA]

Kateskaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the MOST cutest thing I've EVER heard!!! Man, you're lovely to say it for short!!!!! ;)

[marimolko03]

Wow! This is wonderful!!! +5!!!

[iOnlySignIn]

Super cute song for a super cute girl!!!

[piplup10203854]

@scgwapn your welcome :) it is adorable

[scgwapn]

merci beaucoup/gracias/thank you :)

scgwapn!