I don't even know.
OPENING SONG BELONGS TO THAT HAPPY HARRY GUY. I CLAIM NOTHING.
I'm so sorry.
FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED:
SCENE 1:
(Rooster caws.)
BABY #1: Ah, what a beautiful day I'm gonna go downstairs. Bro, bro, wake uuup! Its time to go downstairs.
BABY #2: Hokay, lets go!
(Fun sounds.)
CAMERAMAN: (whispering) Jump on the parents.
BABIES: Whooo, whoo hooo, whoo hooo hoo!
BABY #1: I'm gonna swing!
BABY #2: Whoo hoo!
SFX: Push push push.
BABY #2(?): Oh crap!
SFX: Crash!
DAUGHTER: Oh, what is this? What is going on? I need to go down the stairs, and go...OH!...past the living room. What are you guys doing? You're making lots of noise. You're really annoying. Shut up! SHUT UP!
PARENTS(?): Wha?
MOMMY: Oh, honey, I think the kids are being a little rowdy. (Oh yeah, this is off when she's in bed.)
CAMERAMAN: Oh, that's scandalous!
DADDY: Okay honey, I guess we should get dressed and I'll go scold the kids.
MOMMY: Okay sweetie.
DADDY: Kids. Okay, you: time out.
BABY #1: Wahh.
DADDY: You: In the swing. I KNOW you want to be pushed.
CAMERAMAN: (whispering) But you won't be.
BABY #2: Wee, wee, Daddy, you're so nice.
DADDY: And you, young lady. You know better. You should be more nice to you sister and bruder. Go go to your to your room.
DAUGHTER: Wahh, aw Dad, but why?
DADDY: GO!
DAUGHTER: Okay... I'm so angry. ):
CAMERAMAN: I like that she has the loveseat.
MOMMY: Ah, okay. Time to wake up and get dressed. Ooh, what should I wear today? I'm going to wear the same thing I wear every day!
CAMERAMAN: Uuuuh.
SCENE 2:
DADDY: Lets eat din-uh-breakfast.
MOMMY: What's for breakfast today, honey?
DADDY: Delicious.
DAUGHTER: I want the Poptart!
MOMMY: No, you will have the orange, because it is very healthy for you.
DAUGHTER: Wahh, but mommy-!
MOMMY: Okay you can have the Poptart.
CAMERAMAN: Whatever! Do the babies get to eat anything?
SFX: Ronch ronch ronch.
DADDY(?): DELERISOUS! ...Okay, I need to get ready for work.
MOMMY: Okay. Sweetie, you need to get dressed and ready for school.
DAUGHTER: Alright. I'm getting ready.
DADDY: I'm gonna get on my jacket! From the closet! That's very swell. Very swell jacket indeed.
SCENE 3:
(Car noises!)
OZYMANDIAS: Okay you guys, bust in the house! This is the one. It is our one and only house that we MUST own.
NITE OWL: But why do we need this house, Ozy?
RORSCHACH: Hurm.
(laughing)
OZYMANDIAS: Because it will be a very good addition to my collection. NOW GO!
NITE OWL: Oh, if you're sure
SFX: Pecheeew!
NITE OWL: Okay, he said to bust in. So do it!
RORSCHACH: Uh.
NITE OWL: OW! That smarts! Hey every- Oh, ah, my gosh, I, uh! Oh crap! Oh crap, Nite Owl! Its okay! I'm back! Uh, where is everybody?
MOMMY: Wazzat, who's that? W- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NITE OWL: Its okay, ma'am we don't want hurt any-
DADDY: Honey! I'M GONNA- I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS! AHHHH!
MOMMY: Get the children! Honey, the children! AHHHHH!
NITE OWL: Hey guys, its okay! We don't wanna be violent! I-Its okay Oh nooo, look at what we did! This is really bad!
SCENE 4:
RORSCHACH: Slorp slop slorp. Ronch ronch.
OZYMANDIAS: Oop, my hat! This is perfect you guys! What a good job you've done.
NITE OWL: I don't think that was such a good idea!
OZYMANDIAS: Here Owly-chan. You can have my hat. Its perfect for you.
NITE OWL: Uuuuuh. Yeah, it is.
OZYMANDIAS: Now that we've ramshacked the place, we can own for ourselves. Lets fix it up.
NITE OWL: Doesn't this seem a little immoral to you?!
OZYMANDIAS: No, in fact, it doesn't. It seems like the perfect plan. The only way to obtain a house owned by someone else is to ramshack it. Besides, they can go live with their family in the camping tent by the pool.
RORSCHACH: Hurm.
NITE OWL: Okay.
RORSCHACH: No.
OZYMANDIAS: See, everything's good.
NITE OWL: I guess we should fix it now, right?
OZYMANDIAS: Yeah.
NITE OWL: Yeah.
OZYMANDIAS: Yeah.
NITE OWL: Yeah.
OZYMANDIAS: Ok-
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Very cute...
Msmagius 2 years ago