A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 1

Get ready for a musical adventure as Harry and his pals go back to school for another year of learning shenanigans! Only this year their wizarding world gets turned on its head when the Dark Lord comes back from the dead to take his revenge on The Boy Who Lived.

"A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.

"Goin' Back To Hogwarts" Lyrics (by Darren Criss):

HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lighting scar
to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
stupid rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.

Can't take all of these muggles,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and Im skipping this town
Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

Dialogue

RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class

HARRY:
As long as were together--

RON:
-- gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON:
... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

HERMIONE:
but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!

Dialogue

HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this year I plan to study a lot...

RON:
that would be cool if you were actually hot

HARRY:
hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON:
and that's cool...

HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

we're sick of summer and this waiting around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...

we gotta get back to hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool

EVERYONE:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
--- I think we're going back...

• Category

  Comedy

[Olan Kenny]

We're still watching after all this time?

ALWAYS. 

[SarahLovesFunnyStuff]

damn that G.L.E.E..........

[Ribbunbun]

Me, and I should be doing my Calculus final project outline and my Digital media independent project but, this. This is going to be worth it!

[TheIceSamurai]

which part does goyle yell WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER????

[thehollywoodgirl1010]

I miss you lizzy

[liynaxyza]

Anyone on a Starkid musical marathon like me?

[HiuruTM]

If you can't watch it purely for those reasons...then you shouldn't even be here to begin with lol

[Kasey Lynn]

(1) This is done by a non-profit company

(2) She isn't audible because no one had a mic in the huge auditorium, plus the girls that are laughing are rude as all hell throughout the show, she does a great job projecting, and delivers great characterization throughout the show.

Don't judge, just watch, it's good.

[Kasey Lynn]

Welcome to Hogwarts, did you know their is a hidden swimming pool? I still can't remember where it is though.

[Madison Mason]

This is my first time watching this.

[Ian Faberfox]

P.S. Closed captioning (even poorly functioning closed captioning) would have been an absolute DELIGHT to have had as a resource . . .

Otherwise, I'm still cautiously optimistic. {3

[Ian Faberfox]

Sooooo. . .

The two BIGGEST problems I have right off with this are:

1.) "Hermione" couldn't even get a nice perm for the play? Seriously?. . .

and

2.) Hermione is BARELY audible behind the overwhelming laughter. This seems to happen OFTEN in school plays; girls simply not projecting/ not having a high enough register/ not having a working microphone/not having the microphone close enough to their mouth..

I REALLY ~do~ want to like this, but, there seems to be bad omens already . . .