The One That Got Away - Katy Perry Parody

Here is my parody of " The One That Got Away " by Katy Perry, called " The One That Turned You Gay "

You said that you were confused when we first met
I thought you were confused about the algebra test
It turns out that you didn't know which gender to prefer
I'd tell you that I love you and you'd just smile
You'd think that I would see the clues after a while
Especially when you told that you love to sleep with girls

In another life...you would not like girls
You'd accept my penis as a gift from me to you
In another life...I would make you straight
I would never have to be the one that turned you gay

I was supposed to be your husband, you were my Jane Lynch
If being straight were Christmas you would be the Grinch
You took my happy ending and licked it goodbye
We used to light candles to set the mood
But now the fire is gone because I am a dude
We made love but now you're empty inside

In another life...you would not like girls
You'd accept my penis as a gift from me to you
In another life...I would make you straight
I would never have to be the one that turned you gay

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[Dersabom]

Another good song! Ur great!

[samwrestle]

@Dersabom Thanks! I just keep trying to make you guys laugh.

[matt99284]

Lol, that was a good one!! Sometimes being a dude just isnt enough for women ;)

Keep it up dude!

[samwrestle]

@matt99284 I tried being a lesbian once...but I suck at softball...

[valinglyd]

*Insert witty sexual comment here*

[samwrestle]

@valinglyd *insert funny response here that makes the situation awkward*

[fred21679]

You kind of look like a young Seann William Scott, with down syndrome! J/K! Your a really talented writer and musician but something should be done about the monotone singing!

[MizSavanna]

Awesome! You should see Shane Dawson's parody to that song, it also says "the one that turned you gay"

[RyanLimms]

hey guys! check out my The One That Got Away parody. please like, commentand sub :) It would mean a lot to me. I decided to make the parody 'coz my teacher called me dumb.. THANKS! :D

[samwrestle]

@leroygethro Thanks! I try to step it up each time...but it's not always easy.

[samwrestle]

@Hoggyism I'm not that strong of a singer...just give it a shot. Whats the worst that could happen?

[samwrestle]

@wesvdl1995 thanks! lets hope others agree with you!

[samwrestle]

@squishy3000 thanks squishy!

[samwrestle]

@XxjocelynroxXx Keep practicing...you'll catch up in no time!

[samwrestle]

@hatemeloveme28 I'm glad I could make you laugh!

[samwrestle]

@JuanjoGod Thanks for watching!

[JuanjoGod]

Hahahahaha is amazing! hahaha

[hatemeloveme28]

Lol :p

[XxjocelynroxXx]

Lol I love this.

You are good at guitar too. I'm jealous haha. I'm no where near as good. :p

"In another life"

<3

[squishy3000]

Another classic :) Nice one mate!

[wesvdl1995]

you're so awesome!!!!!! :D

[Hoggyism]

This is yet again another awesome song man,

Keep it up I have always wanted to write parodies and put them on youtube but my lack of singing abilities has let me down

[leroygethro]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEST SONG EVER

[oONubCakeOo]

@Cristianio22 you would u wanna be first? no one will see it that much after the comments come along! For youtube, Last is better =3

[Cristianio22]

first