Chris Morris - Jam - Spot Remover

From episode 6 of Jaaaaaaaaaaam.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jam
• comedy
• baby
• spot
• remover
• chris
• morris

[Carbonego]

Yeah, I laughed at this sketch but never heard what she said at the end. Then when I heard her say, 'It better be spot cream. Don't want 'nother one of them screaming red rabbit things,' I just thought Woah, that's a bit..... Love Jam.

[ognibandyrrah]

the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....

[lyris1]

@ognibandyrrah To be fair, I think Chris Morris did stay out of the public spotlight on purpose. I'd guess he didn't want to be idolised as another twatty celebrity.

[radgemasterben]

@upyourtits (twat mate. its the accent lol)

[upyourtits]

You just want to feel my twit

[bendle34]

@crapatev you are right, there are people this retarded. i went to college with this guy who thought he got this girl pregnant. he was with her only a week and she had a bump which looked like she was 3 months pregnant. eventually it came out that it wasnt his. but when he found out he asked me about whether it was possible that his sperm had knocked this other guys sperm into her womb. kinda like spunk-snooker. i told him how pregnancy works in the simplest way but he still didnt understand.

[crapatev]

The scary thing is that there are people this stupid, and their stupid logic sometimes "wins" the argument over people who are more intelligent but who lack the ability to think "on their feet" and argue effectively. Like me for example ..... ;-(

[ThePrice8]

"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"

[MrVinushka]

@Mankind081 And so was the writer/director Chris Morris (as the posh farmer in S1).

So the males involved in this sketch were both in S1, and the females were both in S2.

It's fun to dot the dots.

[Arzaker]

how does a baby get in their

well.......you put it in there

no i did not

[redmilkcrate]

This is funny as hell.

I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.