Living-Quarters: How to destroy half

A.K.A. Quarter-Life in Engrish.

Since the video lacks subtitles, here's the engrish version of the fanfic.

Atuhor's Nose:
Uncycylopedia (The online encyclopidia) wikiped quarter as the story of my life: the destruction of half the sentence and called the place come to know, but I decided to write dontn't.

CHAPTER 1: WHAT IS THE MEANING
Freechmen Gordon was in his study laboratoried study.
Fellow scientists, cattle - orker Jimm "What Freemant Gordon," is to work.
"UI radoactive isatope there are new discoveries, this one-fourth of the half-life does not have to live with the need to observe the vollatile, so hasty."
Headcrab Juts where to go from the head of Jimms DID HEADCRAB went to Ohio! GHordon wents it to borrow a sword, was a Claymore crowbarb of missing hhad to get Utah. He was a good headcrab and Jimm, but he hit on the head was cut.
In the main, "I just swing with a" joke thanks".
"Mother" They laughed.
"Where isotop Whait Ohio and a number?"
"UIt stoled are!"

CHAPTER 2: THEY DO NOT ISOTOPE RECOVER
Gordon and Jimm, had arrived at the scene of an alien from the game a bad man, "I took out the isotope, but the cause is melting!"
"No, all of Dallas!" Where was the target, and it was my place to live and friend swas.
"If I do not agree with the demans"
"It's late!", The isotope slow, gradual evaporation of the room was hit quarterlife.
"I feel sick to escape from the here and must be firmly," the physical smitheroons that had already Jimm.

CHAPTER 3: DESTRUACTION IMMINANT
"This is how Gordon Freeman, is included meltdown? Know!"
Portals like he wouldnt melt henemy to push its headquarters in Dallas using the portal of the Atlantic Ocean toward innocuous thinking.
"All right," the mission in victories scucceeded.
"Not much faster, Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

I bought books for reading, please peterchimaera Tahnks. com is my bad: (

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[TheCrackBox]

What did u use to make this?

[McMaNGOS]

@TheCrackBox Google Translate, a text-to-speech generator, and Sony Vegas 5.

[TheJoebucks]

did headcrab went to ohio

[McMaNGOS]

yes

yes it did

[GregorioXII]

I assume all you did was copypaste the original into a Japanese translater, translate it, then translate it back.

It payed off.

[mysterykcad]

"Story of my life: The destruction of half the sentence."

Yeah, that sounds like Quarter Life, all right...

[bobbarob]

Original text: "No, not all of Dallas"

Retranslated text: "No, ALL of Dallas"

Mind = blown

[DeloreandudeTommy]

And to think that thousands of years of human technological achievements and this is one of the things it's led up to. Humanity, you did not bring me down.

[sgtdude1110]

cattle-workers? Man that's some crazy outsourcing.

[Anarchemitis]

This is an Engrish quasi-youtube poop of an already poopish parody of a garry's mod junk video of a dramatic reading of a so-horrible-it's-hilarious fan-fiction of a sequel of Half Life.

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[cobalionisawesome]

DID HEADCRAB GO TO OHIO

[NukeKioh]

"I bought books for reading"

SURRRRREEE YOU DID

[yoshiothehedgehog]

>the destruction of half a sentence

Welcome to what this entire story is.

[Andreus]

@Andreus FUCK, I ALREADY POSTED THIS.

[Andreus]

The destruction of half the sentence.

I think more than half the sentence was destroyed.