The other day we tried to film a rubber snake montage and...

... Some kid threw his bike at Ross :(

Some kids decided that they wanted to sit on the box and purposely block off any possible way to skate at the skate park. Ross didn't want to hurt the kids by trying some fanciful box maneuver (which may or may not have been a front blunt bigflip out... Seriously, we will never know thanks to this kid). So Ross decided to skate the 5 stair, and for some reason this kid decided to throw his bike at him to "prove his point".

I don't know what convoluted thoughts were running through his head when he deemed this action a novel idea, but if I had to guess it probably would have been something like, "I love making a fool of myself in front of large groups of people. In fact, it is something I believe I naturally excel at. I also enjoy fish sticks in my mouth, Nike 6.0's and all of those movies that have talking animals in them, like Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Most Vertical Primate and, who could forget, Most Vertical Primate 2. Those should definitely win some Academy Awards. 2+2=5 and I like to huff spray pai- OH LOOK, A CHANCE FOR ME TO BE A TOTAL COCK! *chucks bike*"

Yeah, I bet it was something like that.

(The inside joke in the beginning is that Derek is deathly afraid of snakes, and once Adam and Chris found out they started to pick up sticks in the woods and throw them at Derek while screaming, "Snake!" We tried to do the same by throwing rubber snakes at him, but it turns out that contrary to their authentic reptilian counterpart, Derek loves rubber snakes! And now you are all filled in.)

Oh yeah, and Happy birthday Chris Jackson!

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[xXHaloexpertXx]

Ok............you can throw a bike at someone but when they get up and are about to kick your ass you flinch like a bitch

[ssickles9]

i would of through his fucking bike at him and beat his ass

[gravityREBELL]

GINGER vs BEIBER!!!

[SkateHockeyCOD]

bikers are fags they go around wearing SKATE brands and SKATE shoes going to SKATE parks

[OFWGKTAxGOBLIN]

scrawny ass little skater fags

[OFWGKTAxGOBLIN]

@zucki1995 yeah i h8 skater fags

[OFWGKTAxGOBLIN]

pussy ass skaters. be a fuckin man and ride a bike. if that skater wasent a bitch he would of threw a punch and then took an ass whoopin, fuckin lil faggot.

[RAZZAONE1]

that bike would of been coming home with me the little bellend

[zucki1995]

Peice of shit woodpushers always tryin to start shit... Id pump pedals any day over rollin on wood.... I would of whooped his ass if he would of touched my bike like that...

[KorruptBmx]

i bike and skate, i hate when either one gets in the way of the other, im sure they asked them to move first, but i know , you gotta stay clear and respect other peoples sports and tricks, if that kid threw the bike at me i woulda DECKED him, end of it

[Alientank]

Wow what's with the discriminatory "ginger" comments? Are you guys 5? Do you call black people niggers too?

[VeitchyZ]

sick tre