Ron Swanson's Pickup Line
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...at your service.
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Ron Swanson doesn't need a pickup line. He's Ron fucking Swanson.
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ron only likes dark haired ladies. fuck yeah
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Ron Swanson is LITERALLY the coolest character on TV.
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You should know my recommendation is essentially a guarantee.
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Ron Swanson. The man who signs the very words coming out of his mouth.
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Nick Offerman said he ad-libbed this line! I cannot wait for the episode he wrote.
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works for me
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Oh, would you look at that, my panties flew off.
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Smooth as silver.
itsaclassic 3 months ago 161
You forgot the scene where her panties smack him in the face. Oh, it wasn't in there? Well it SHOULD BE!
baxatak 2 months ago 73