Kobye - The Kobe That We Used To Know (Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know Parody)

Kobye - The Kobe That We Used To Know

Written and Performed by Dan Rib
Music Performed by Ken Belcher
Video Filmed by Toni Aubrecht
Back Up Vocals by Ken Belcher
Aux. Percussion by Dan Rib
Video Edited by Dan Rib

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"The Kobe That We Used To Know"

Now and then I think of when you were much younger.
You had a fro and said that Jordan should respect your game.
With Shaq you won rings 1, 2, 3,
But you didn't like his company.
You shipped him out and that's an ache we all remember.

You can get addicted to a certain kind of winning.
Like resignation to a 6th ring. Always that ring.
So when the triangle came to an end
Well you said that you would win again.
But you admitted you would carry the team on your shoulders.

But you didn't have to take that shot.
Just drive the lane and dump it off to either Pau or Bynum.
Those two guys are really tall
And when you keep it for yourself we never score enough.

You didn't have to hog the ball.
You're triple teamed so kick it out to either Blake or Sessions.
I know that they don't shoot so well,
But you're really not the Kobe that we used to know.

Now and then I think of all the shots right at the buzzer.
Always keeping me believing that it might go in.
But I don't want to lose that way.
Hoisting shots from very far away.
You said that you could share the ball,
And we wouldn't catch you clinging to the Kobe that we used to know.

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[TheGrubiii]

too bad bball is played 5 on 5

[VinmanMJ23]

Hey I read an interesting statistic yesterday on Twitter. Since 2003, LeBron James has scored 90 points more than Kobe and has taken about 530 FEWER shots. Source: Brian Windhorst of ESPN, @WindhorstESPN.

[tipytoeset]

This guy speaks the truth

[Glen walker]

Speak properly you fuck head

[NJ Johnson]

Suck on kobe's 5 rings, haters! Dont h8 apreci8

[goldmedal67]

LBJ > Kobe

[gninerfan21]

Love this song and I'm a Kobe fanatic

[jroc510707]

kiss the rings queer.

[saintsnick94]

The only reason they made the playoffs

[JordantheGiant]

This song <3 <3

[The0ptimopti]

He was. 

[The0ptimopti]

He is 3rd behind Durant and Lebron.