Here's Your Sign - Christmas Edition by Bill Engvall
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@deerkiller26 "Nope, I'm the mechanic."
"No ma'am, I am just the chauffeur." "Nope, we are from the mayor's officer, vehicles got switched this morning." "No ma'am ,we are from the morgue." "Nope, we are a theater troupe on the way to the set of "Firemen from Broadway."
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I've been to a "midnight mass" that didn't start at midnight. Then again, the people who called it that probably deserve a sign.
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Heres your sign
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2 people are the people bill said heres your sign to
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One day I was buying stuffing for dinner and a lady walked up to me and said cooking stuffing. I said nope just want to take a souvenir hope to my mom. >Here's your sign<
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My mom asked me to pourher a glass of wine and her friend asked me is thatglass for your mom and I said nope I pouring it in the glass to save some and she's gonna have the bottle. -here's your sign-
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Here's another one. During Thanksgiving I was taking the turkey out of the oven because my mom was busy talking to somebody. A neighbor of ours come in just to stop by. He sees the turkey and he says "Wow did y'all bake that there turkey?" I said "Nope poor thing just had an overdue Suntan." Here's your sign.
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Hey y'all I have a joke. A friend of mine come by my house from church yesterday cause church got cancelled, which I already knew that. All of a sudden this guy that he knew came walking on the side of the road. He sees my friend and he says, "Why back so early, church got cancelled?" My friend says "Nope, Jesus was out on Luch break". Here's your sign.
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@deerkiller26 "no, we're from the big red firetruck that doesn't belong to the fire department department".
Had my own heres your sign moment the other day. My bf was sleeping on the sofa my flatmate walks into the lounge and looks at bf sleeping on the sofa and then asks me if bf was sleeping, To which I said Nahhhhhhh hes dead. Heres ya sign!!!
TylersMummy23 2 years ago 26
So this guy asks me today. "excuse me is this the back of the line ?" I said " No man this is the front we are all standing backwards
-Here's your sign.
ScorpioCutie86 2 years ago 25