Only A Sith Deals In Absolutes

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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• Star Wars
• Sith
• Revenge of the Sith
• Anakin Skywalker
• Obi-wan Kenobi

[droginator]

Obiwan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Anakin: That statement was absolute.

Obiwan: FUUUU-

Anakin: Problem, master? (trollface.jpg)

[RobertBorgersen]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

If this statement is true, then Obi Wan is a Sith.

If this statement is false, then Obi Wan is a liar.

Which is it? :)

[BKrtojGLASS]

only movies this bad hold truck with such crapisms

[BlazinBlood]

only noobs and rage quiters deal in adsolutes...

[0IQ]

sounds quite similar to one of jesus quotes doesn't it? "He who is not with Me is against Me" Luke 11:23

[mgraiziger]

@RobertBorgersen Liar.

"These are not the droids you are looking for"

[TijuanaT]

"an" not "in"?

[Alcan196]

@RobertBorgersen i think hes talking about physical actions and not facts cause he was stating a fact

[all4Hisgloryalone]

@FocusBeam Point being made is people R lazy& dont know how 2 think logically They make self defeating statements&say&believe all manner of things they actually contradict while saying them.#1There R no absolutes,which is an absolute #2 I think its wrong 2 judge,which is a judgement #3 Its impossible 2 know anything 4 sure,except somehow we can know that 4 sure #4 I only believe what i can see, but U believe that thought which you cant see.#5 All is meaningless,then that statement is too,etc etc

[FocusBeam]

It is fine to use something to prove a point. Yes, that statement was an absolute, but you also miss the lesson behind his words ------>>> which is too always leave room for people to rise above themselves and for exceptions.

[Gooshnar]

@RobertBorgersen Only a sith is a liar

[nuclearthreat545]

Everyone is Sith

[ryck2006]

@s3v3n426426 Do you not not know the esoteric meaning of your favorite movies and characters. Don't you know Anakin was conceived by the Force? And you hear "Let the Force be with you." Do you need explanation, because I can help if no one else is willing. Shalom.

[TheDoctorofOdoIsland]

Nah, yall got it all wrong. You see, the Old Republic embraces prohibition. When Obi-wan heard Annikin say that, he concluded he was drunk, most likely on Absolutes vodka, as they had previous been approached by a liquer dealer in that same bar where that guy tried to offer him deathsticks. Being a good Jedi master, Obi-wan tried to convince his old Padawan that only Sith deal in Absolutes, but Anni was far too drunk on the Darkside to listen.

[RangaAndProud]

never tell me the odds

[s3v3n426426]

@ryck2006 and CHRISTopher hitchens was secretly the pope. it was actually a reference to george bush's famous "Either you are with us or against us" quote. May you be immediately turned into a newt and blessed with a masculine first born.

[TheXrickZX]

@TheCostran29 likewise

[Smael64]

Damn I wnated to see tha part where he says I will do what i must

[CaptainTrekkie]

I used to be a Sith, til I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheCostran29]

Jesse Cox and Company sent me here, to relive this moment.

[tmMcHugh]

in defense of this sith deals in absolutes line, is that when a person deals with absolutes is a good person, and bad guy deals in absolutes, which means the bad guys are arrogant when dealing "IN" absolutes and good guys deal "WITH" absolutes

[ajaxrobinson]

this is ridiclorians

[ryck2006]

@kenshi07 Star Wars IV: "I find your lack of faith...... disturbing" In this movie, good is bad and bad is good.

[kenshi07]

@ryck2006 Welcome to Holy Church of Darth Vader.

[ryck2006]

"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. - Jesus Matthew 12:30 Anakin is symbolic of Jesus (messiah). Get it? Immaculate Conception, the One, Lord, played by Hayden CHRISTensen. May you be blessed by the God of Israel and King Jesus.