girlscouts - pauline: the ballad of why we love ellen degeneres and hitch (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

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Lyrics:

Noah lived till 910
thats what i was told by my imaginary friend
Jesus died but came back again
i got that information from my imaginary friend

I realise im compromised by science's so called "fact"
if im related to a duck then how come i dont quack

I just dont want to know
how my wife can be related to a crow
cause its not the way
your bible says it so
i just dont want to know

My daughter Pauline plays football
the day she turned 17 she changed her name to paul
Sky guy do you think its ok
should i disown Pauline or pray away her gay

I realise that im despised by her and she will leave
but your book i read it doesnt say anything about Karen & Eve

I just want to know
if my daughter is sleeping with a hot golf pro
though she is really hot she needs to let her go
first i'll get her number though

And all the atheists can burn in hell (for eternity)
Lets see them evolve when they are on fire (for eternity)

I really want to know
can i shop in heaven i dont have white clothes
the wife left you know
i dont know how to sew

I really want to know
i know you and Jesus
who is the holy ghost
have i made you proud
i really want to know
i really want to know

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  Comedy