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The Best Show in the Universe - Episode 03 - Tables won't say "no."

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Uploaded by on Sep 27, 2010

From http://maddox.xmission.com

A great solution for the epidemic of people not minding their own business with regards to the proximity of penises to their bodies.

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  • Waste coming from your bung-hole isn't meant to be fragrant, Taryn. That's why there's shit coming out of it, because its stinky waste. This also leads me to believe you go around sniffing poop to grade potency.

  • I think the only reason people think this isn't funny is because it's DIFFERENT from his articles. This is deadpan and dry whereas his articles are over-the-top and angry. If he tried to read one of his articles out loud the way he writes them it wouldn't sound natural it would sound stupid. That's the magic of the differences between mediums, and clearly he GETS that and was branching out as a comedic voice. I say spot on. If he'd have kept with it I think it could have really developed by now.

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  • Taryn deserves a shit sandwich

  • Keep bringing on the lulz and the awesomeness

    Hail to the king

  • @Franpowah

    it looks like you have waisted your life,

    pay your respects to your new god Maddox

  • "its time to put the flow chart down and call the police" - nearly killed me !!

  • I really wished he had continued this series..... its the best god damn show in the universe

  • I can't believe i didn't see this before.

  • the picture in the beginning is hilarious

  • Make more videos, asshole.

  • how can you get charged for having sex with a patio table

  • UTDINSYSTFU!

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