come back jokes

new and improved comeback jokes

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Comedy

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• comback
• jokes
• funny

[2Wog4YouBoii]

HOW BOUT THIS ONE.......... JUST STARE AT SOMEONE AND WHEN THEN SAY ''OY FAGGET WHAT R U LOOKING AT ! '' REPLY'' I DUNNO I'LL HAVENT TO CHECK MY ANIMAL ENCYLOPEDIA

!!!

:)

[pbandjamie101]

or if its a girl that says ur gay u say straighter then the pole you dance on

[warriorscatsrule805]

if some one says you suck tell them at least i dont swallow

[TabbiCatt116]

This girl in my history class was being a whore so I was staring at her waiting for her to say one more word so I could slap her silly. She said "Aye, you got a staring problem?" And I said: "Yeah, I should see my eye doctor, my eyes always lock on the ugliest thing in the room."

[MegaZSkillz]

Use this comeback when someone insults you:

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS.

[SuperCowboyfan17]

just because ur dad says ur good with ur mouth dosnt mean u can talk shit

[TheOllysproductions]

how about this 1

if u were an orphan i would feel for u but not for ur parents

:D

[Lol4eva2]

Or if a girl says somethin mean say, : you know you can use your mouth for more than just insulting people and giving out blow jobs. A guy you say go suck his dick you'll probably enjoy it. (:

[Natenator77]

I heard this one off of a random show can't remember but here it is:

You: "You are gay."

Them: "What the fuck? No I'm not."

You: "Yeah you're gay. You could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Them: 0_0

[toomanymutants]

@98mccracken Comeback for "Can't whoop me?" Why would I waste my time trying to hurt a piece of crap?

[toomanymutants]

@98mccracken Why would I waste my time trying to beat up a piece of crap?

[toomanymutants]

I got one! When you say "What're you lookin' at" and someone responds "Not much, how about you?" you say, "Absolutely nothing."

[Peackin]

I'm sorry I would but I don't hit special people

[98mccracken]

whats a comeback for "cant whoop me"?

[jazzyluvsyooh123]

Lolx This Song Is Really Funny It Makes me roll in the floor and laff my ass of ! ;) xD

[microlight2838]

i said this one

guy: what did god say when he made the first black person? oops i burnt one, and u know what i said? me: what did god say when he made u? oops i dropped one.

[Dennischambers100000]

@Dennischambers100000 i spelt over :/

[Dennischambers100000]

when you touch someone and they say "rape!" i strip off and put a elephant mask other my dick. o.0 sorry. i couldn't think of any word but dick!

[Dennischambers100000]

when someone flips me off i say "step back its his/her favourite finger!"

[Dennischambers100000]

when i'm in this situation this is what i do. "your gay" "well tonight when your asleep i'm going to rub scrambled egg on your forehead and caress my face with natural yogurt"

[MrAhmedrocks234]

How about this one, Freddy Kruger called and he said he wants his face back,

[FooFooBree]

how about

ex boyfriend; *cough-cough* bitch.....

you; oh; i've been called worse....trust me

ex boyfriend; really; what?

you; your girlfriend

OHHHHHHHH BURRRRRN!!!!!!!!

[menslady125]

How about this?

Other guy: *flips you off*

You: What's that? Your level of intelligence?

Guy: No, it's yours!

You: Well, if mine is 1, yours must be negative 700.

[mcburberryrulez]

YA MUM lol

[wowkidlrn2play]

If someone tells ou to suck their dick say, "Sorry, I choke on small things"

[falloutseriesftw]

what up with all the fricken jokes about faces and doors?