SVGR: The Crow, City of Angels Review (Sega Saturn)

Happy Halloween! Or is it? SWAG reviews the video game adaptation to The Crow City of Angels and it's so bad it's scary.

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[painlessissuicide]

when are we gonna find out what the worst movie you ever saw was?

[SWAGshow]

Oh man, I think I blocked that one out of my mind. I'll get around to it early next year, I'm just dreading that I actually have to watch it again.

[DonDiego1973]

Man, do I like watching your reviews, even if I don't care for the subject. It's such a breath of fresh air around here: funny, yet not overconscientiously so, intelligent, but not in a "and here's why everyone who disagrees with me is a fucking moron" kind of way, highly entertaining and informative, and when you bash a game, you actually don't use it just as an excuse to try and use more "fuck"s than the competition. That's a fucking welcome change ;-)

[SWAGshow]

Thanks dude, glad you like my approach to reviews.

[attilathehun0]

Yikes Itchy & Scratchy and Evil Dead bad controls. Dude ofcourse the graphics sux 90's 3d and definitley not hi def nice projecter but it does not enhance clarity for the SS.

[pangodwangojones]

got to the next level and got beaten up by some random fuck

waste whole summer of 98 i think it was

this ,tomb raider , and die hard trilogy oh and dark saviour

die hard trilogy think it was the first game i played in over 8 hours

hmm the taxi chapter only

[pangodwangojones]

3:but they are not on sight cause of the stupid camera(they really placed

the camera in the worst positions possible)

4:so u crouch because the ai doesnt shoot in crouch position

5:but u cant move when in crouch position

6:and the enemies never stop shooting at u

i played the bar like 100 times because when u last like three times it took u back to the start think i beat the ship one time thats it ONE FUCKIN TIME

[pangodwangojones]

god havent played this game in over 12 years or something

i remember seeing city of angles i was like 10 or something

and thinking whoa its awesome so i got the game for saturn

it looked kick ass and i was so excited

the gameplay was the worst piece of shit i ve ever played in my life

THE CASUAL SITUATION after the bar scene

was like:

1:ok u have no ammo(ammo in this game is like gold pretty much)

2:there are enemies that have ammo(and i think unlimited)

[Darkony]

@evilmonkeyg1

Nope. Cause The Crow ROX !

[Arzaker]

@Supertomiman

yeap

well the first film is

[Arzaker]

3:46 and thats why chuck norris always wins

[Gambit7Beyond]

a game based on a film based on a comic

[teddyrubskin]

so wait... were you breaking out in crow?