You know your Portuguese when....

40 ways to tell you were brought up Portuguese

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[Tupustiina]

Portuguese girls aren't allowed to have a foreign boyfriend? really? How bad that would be xD What about portuguese boys?

[Teriois]

@Tupustiina the guys are encouraged to mingle ahaha, that reminds me of a story with my sister whos older than me. she had a secret boyfriend and my dad found out. so my dad confronted her and they argued about it. then she said well John has a girlfriend ! (<----me) and my dad replied so ? i burst out laughing.

[GigiDriling]

Ok the funeral thing, yeah I get it, but it's not just black, it's every dark colour. The sanweesha is wrong, since we say "Sandes". The family, yeah it's a very important part of our life and we are very loud! But about the soup, most people hate soup and it's said Sopa de Couves, Covos doesn't exist! There are many surnames ended in consonants like Santos or Rodrigues. You eat salad with your main course! And Tony is not a portuguese name. This is what we do in Portugal, yeah I'm portuguese.

[Teriois]

@GigiDriling well its not fully directed at people born and rasied in portugal thats diffrent. this is more of a point of view of a white washed portuguese rasied with a portuguese family but may or may not have never been to Portugal

[BOSSsolss]

You know your portuguese when - Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name.Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, José, Antonio, or João. You decorate your walls with plates.Christmas Eve is much more important than Christmas. A wooden spoon equals discipline, or if you ever had to duck so you wouldn't get hit with flying shoes. Going to Portugal involves buying gifts for every person in your 100 member family.If your aunt, grandmother or another woman in your family wears black.

[theultraboy97]

im not the only one *.*

[FJRCJunior]

Primeiro aprende a escrever português e depois fala de coisas comuns a todos os portugueses e não apenas pessoas do século passado!

[Thedeathkitty10]

Some arrent even real and im Portuguese like a boss...

[BigDrawManTheGoloid]

As malditas cruzes...

[fonito]

This applies also for spanish (I mean: from Spain)

[Madchado7]

41. You have at least one Maria in your family.

[MadeiraSantana16]

LOOL number 13 is so true omfd!

[t3hcuteh]

This is so fucking accurate. I'm 100% portuguese. ;))

[fashionista732]

my favorite is 40 lol get this from my grandma all the time

[torontowestern]

@Tupustiina - no i'm portuuese and my sister married a Scottish fellow