Calorie Mate - The Verdict

Fly and Miri try their first Calorie Mate.

We're much hotter than this in real life, honest.

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• mgs3
• calorie
• mate
• fly
• miri
• holly
• jess
• mgs

[YouSmellLikeACat]

Jess is kinda hot. Does she have a man?

[Fireholly99]

@YouSmellLikeACat Nah. A girl.

[Viscupelo]

...women eating the manliest snack in the world?

...oh god, have you grown moustaches? Chest hair?

...OH GOD HAVE YOU GROWN CHEST HAIR?!

[Fireholly99]

@Viscupelo Other than a couple of boob hairs, nope.

[Piny]

maaaaaan I was hoping that it tasting horrible, specially when you are taking the first bite and practically loling.

By the way, is it just me or having a bunch of dudes all over you two just because you just happens to be girls in the coments is grossly creepy? lol, of course it should be expected because ~girls don't play vidjagaems~

[Fireholly99]

I think it's just hilarious, personally. Seriously, people wonder why GRRRRL GAMERS exist when a couple of women can post a picture of themselves on YouTube eating a biscuit and get people telling them their cock lengths.

Also, I was hoping it tasted horrible, too. That's why I made the vid.

[ZaneHitsurugi]

BIG BOSS IS DISAPPOINTED, YOU CANT HOLD YOUR CALORIE MAAAAATE

[Grady01]

Not even sure how I got here... like the accents though.

[Smurfman256]

@Fireholly99 "biscut"? as in what we in the US call a "cookie"?

[Dr34am3r]

Ah~! They look like the shortbread you can buy in packets! Texture like that? c:

I miss flake~ I had flake in England... now I want flake and not Calorie Mate~ :3

[Rotarydragon]

I Googled Calorie Mate out of randomness & I'm happy its real, I want some, all flavors. I would consider living on it while searching for my new favorite foods when I visit japan. I want some now though.

So I'm not the only 1 that likes banana flavored & banana products, but don't like the raw fruit. Banana taffy, muffins, drinks, nearly whatever, but the straightup unprocessed fruit, no. If I ignore taste & focus on texture, it makes me think what it would be like to chew terds....sorry.

[Rotarydragon]

I like MGS3. Playing the Essential Collection in chronological order, I hope they rerelease the whole series with great graphics, great shared controls, & free moving camera like in mgs3. The major thing about 3 to me is the free moving camera, now I can look wherever & move at the same time, instead of moving like a tiger beatle, but I changed the camera to "normal" to get ready for MGS1 & 2. Saw a trailer for METAL GEAR RISING, seems so different, I hope Hideo didn't ruin what we like...

[urnotsosexy46]

Any woman who enjoys Metal Gear is a good woman in my book.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@filipinowhiteboy

did you go to osaka? D: i want to learn japanese.......cuz hentai :3 but that's how they make advices on japan, pick up some shit, put the advice on a game or something very famous

???

profit -.-

on argentina the publicity works better :D

[filipinowhiteboy]

@xXxMartin96xXx yeah hehe! To be honest, I was kinda dissapointed too. When I first saw it in a store in Osaka, I was like "OMG, MGS3 food! I can't wait to try this!" Man, was I fooled. They also had Regain in almost every convinience store. You know, that energy drink that was in MGS4? I didn't get a chance to try it though so I don't know how it tastes

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@filipinowhiteboy

it tastes like cardboard?

THAT'S WHY NAKED SNAKE LOVE IT!

nah....i cant say nothing if i dont try it