THE FUTURE!

HEY! So its been awhile since we have done one of these sit and talky videos so i thought hey why not do one?

This video is all about what you wanted to be as a kid in the future! SO.. what did you want to be when you were a kid in the future? are you even close to who you want to be? im not :( i will never be until i get my hands on the secret of the ooze! OOZE OOOOOZZZEEEEEEE

Im not even lying.. when i was a kid.. i legit was totally ready to be a ninja turtle when i was a kid :( or a fork lift driver.. because i dream BIG

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Hey guys!

i know what you thinking.. shave that pedofile bukaki mask off your diamond prism of a face or turtle sex.. why your thinking that .. i dont know.. my face isn't that pointy and your kind of rude..

why hello there.. looks like you tested positive for making my nipples stiff

but anyways

Its been awhile since weve had like one of these talks..
what have you been up to.. oh me?

(talk about riding it since i was a baby.. show picture of baby riding a unicycle then mention i was in a gang then show baby unicycle gang mention i never used training wheels unlike some babys then show me riding a trike"

im here to read you a story.. lets look at my fabulous library of book.. what do we have here.. ricky takes a poop.. nah you don't want to hear that story.. 1000 farts and a kitten... hmm no no.. that just wont do.. dog turds and you.. the little rabbit that vomited a duck

Im actually here to tell you about the future
flying cars, food from pills, electro farts and telepathic erections.. boners via telepathy ..
technology..

I can't wait to think my farts into other peoples brains..

your just going to be sitting there and then

oh god.. oh .. who just thought a fart.. im seeing it in dementions i didn't even know exsisted.. i mean.. i thought smells were bad.. im seeing some scary sh** here..

If i had to guess this is what a fart would look like

Why is it when people thought of the future.. everything is automated, hovering, with a built in conveayer belt.. who would have thought.. IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.. seriously science.. you have like 3 years to give me a hover car.. I will buy a car when cars fly HA

So when you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up

fire engine? fighter.. person?
why did i think fire engine was a career..
maybe for those who were born with wheels..

when i was a kid ... now hold on to your hats ..

I wanted to be either
a fork lift driver at costco or a ninja turtle..
not an astronaut
not a dick farmer
not a super rich super hero with laser tits..
not a robot viking assassin

I wanted to be a ninja turtle fork lift driver

but.. you would be surprised at how many people wouldn't sell a child a kitana.. stupid responsible adults..

but imagine if i ended up being one..

oh hey.. whats that you need something up there?
here you go.. a box of.. prosthetic butt cheeks
im afraid i now know more about you then i wish to know

I think if i was ever to become a DJ my DJ name would be DJ flavortoe.. or Matthew (its a biblical name meaning dropper of filthy bass that would make even your mother damp with excitement..) thats the whole name.. you have to say the whole thing

I can't wait to be a robot and be a living dubstep

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[24creatrix]

I wanted to be a surfer bum, like a hobo on the beach type of shit, yeahhh.....

[3lizab00]

9 People Were Born With Wheels..

[pokemaniac908]

I love how the books were Harry potters!

[MsMakayla1999]

I wanted to be a zombie slayin vampress that was the princess of EVIL!!

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

i wanted to be a yellow jedi power ranger my teacher laughed at me cuz imma girl :( and i had to explain to her what a jedi was!!!!

[TheBlueEyedBeasty]

i wanted to be a musician, still do... i also wanted to be spiderman.... I'm a girl

[RellaLovezKandy1]

i was thinking turtle sex. indoubidibly.

[MaxCarbonell]

Turtle SEX!!!!!:3



[GemmaKilledTheBatman]

I wanted to be a samurai warrior. Still do.

[nyanbubbles]

@sticko234 my names amber and i am not amused

[nyanbubbles]

hmmm do sexually confused ninjas count?

[emonote123]

I wanted to be a ninja banana in cosplay