Dilbert: Dogbert's Discount Brokerage and Tech Support Video

by Scott Adams

Dilbert's Dogbert takes the worry out of selling stocks and helps those who could help themselves by choose not too.

In Dogbert's Discount Brokerage, Dogbert says, 'When you open an account you'll get a free dartboard and a monkey. If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you. Well, think about it and get back to me.'

In Dogbert's Tecg Support, Dogbert says, Ill need youre serial number, which is conveniently located inside the unit. Guy says, The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case. Dogbert replies, Well, call me if anything changes.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Dilbert
• Dogbert
• RingTales
• animation
• cartoon
• comic
• business
• investing
• computers
• technology
• customer
• frustration

[CrazyInTheMix613]

Best Comic Ever Made

[cheesenedd]

till i saw this i thought dogberts nose was his mouth in the comic strip

[kenson51]

the dart-board is tempting...

[KarmaCharged]

When you open an account,you get a free dockboard and a monkey,if your balance is below 500 dollars,we will order the monkey to kill you

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

I like Dogbert's voice in the cartoon series better. There he sounded like a superior being who was so above everyone the only way he could communicate intelligibly was through sarcastic insults, but here he sounds like Darth Vader.

[123Broodwar]

@CrazyInTheMix613 fuck off, get to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid cunt

[loserwoman87]

Oh, the irony of a tech support ad banner being on this video....

[wererat2000]

I DEMAND MY MONKEY!

[Rougamaru]

@ALXXMaXX okay.

*put's on the iron dukes*

FALCON SLAP!

*epic explosion.*

there ya go. feel better?

[sto04084071]

@pdeboer1987 that because dogbert it James earl jones father