1,000 Ways To Die...By Carrot!
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Did you ejaculate at 1:07 ?
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When in doubt leave it out haha
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That's just... Disturbing... Especially what the blonde girl said... :,P
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carrot:hey baby hows it going take me home
Dumb girl:ok
in bed room with carrot
carrot:so wana get it on
dumb girl:omg ok
carrot:AAAHHH it smells i ment eat me wtf aaahhh help *clogs air whole* dieeeeee
dumb girl:*drops carrot dies*
carrot: IIIMMMM FRREEEE!!!!! :D
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moistening his cucumbers. lmao.
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Wonder what the police thought of this.
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@Barbarian997 the doctor was explaining how air got to her heart so he had to talk out how it got there
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how can a carrot cut your vagina!?
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@Barbarian997 Actually a cardiologist is someone who deals with the disorders in the heart.
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beware Louis.
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Killdo!
S2FlyingEGG 1 week ago 10
can that boy in the grocery store get in my bed?
chocolatemilkyum 1 month ago 3