Jay Sean - Down Ft. Lil Wayne "Unemployment Parody" by Grant Uchida

Down By Jay Sean Parodied by Grant Uchida, lyrics are my own.

Lyrics:

if you recently have been unemployed, laid off, or just can't seem to move out of your parents basement. This parody is for you.


My car got repoed, I lost my job two days ago
no more pay role, my bank account is getting really low
so can you support me and it will be okay
but you would probably have to buy me lunch everyday

its kind of scary but on the contrary its temporary
that my career is going down
I need some money, welfares not funny
employment rate is down, down, down, down, down
down, down
I need money now, now, now, now, now
now, now
guess my self esteem is going down

nothing is free, especially here in Hawaii
my life's gone astray
I'll catch up with my dreams some other day
lets live with my family so that we won't pay rent
and if we want privacy my backyard has a tent
(I just bought a hammock today)

lets roast marshmallows and then we'll eat jello
that's red, blue or yellow
even if the tent starts falling down
I know its raining, oh stop your complaining
the tent is falling down, down, down, down, down
down, down,
so much rain we'll drown, drown, drown, drown, drown
drown, drown
guess my love life is going

down like a paper weight or car crash on the interstate
down like them gas prices if this was 1988
i got this girl in love with me she's always looking out for me
I know that I should get a job but I keep playing Halo 3
I got this lovely girl doing all my house hold chores
like unclogging my sink drain and organizing my sock drawer
don't you worry what my parents say
everything will be okay
and by the way I just lost my new job today

I got some savings that's what I'm saying we should start praying
401k is going down
i know you're annoyed that I'm not employed
putting your foot down, down, down, down, down
down, down
guess you're leaving town, town, town, town, town
town, town
guess my love life is going down

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jay
• Sean
• down
• Lil
• Wayne
• parody
• Parody
• Grant
• Uchida
• version
• 2009
• Economy
• business
• unemployment
• 401k
• comedy
• funny
• daniella
• prank
• accident

[17fatooma]

Your voice is like the cow

[GrantUchida]

@17fatooma thats a damn good sounding cow!

[mitzitaar]

awww love it...so funny :] happy holidays hun !!

[GrantUchida]

@mitzitaar aww thank you!! happy holidays!!

[WolvesGoneWild10]

Do u have your brother to sing the rap solo? Btw, I'm half american half chinese. I didn't know u were from Hawaii, u look like your from Taiwan, just saying. :-). Btw, u r cute, not that I have a crush on u when I say that. <3 and...... nice singing, u might as well be a singer one day. :-D

[GrantUchida]

@WolvesGoneWild10 lol noo I dont have a brother, its the magic of windows movie maker :P ahh nice :) yeah I live in hawaii :D hehe well thank you :D

[GrantUchida]

@basketballkidforever lol thanks!! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[basketballkidforever]

Dude, ur freakin halirious, i love thiss