Santa Jnr in Briefs : Some Christmas Cheer

My Seasonal Greetings to y'all.

Santa Junior
They told me santa clause was nice and kind...
But I never really liked him
From the front or from behind..
With his pinky reddish face
And the glasses on his nose
He hailed in from a country where it snows..
I don't like the Snow...I love the sun.

He looked too old for me when I was
Sitting on his knee
His breath was hot in a whiskey kind of way
And he was much too curly
With that great big old man's belly
He just
Gave me the creeps...

But then
I heard that Santa was retiring
He was packing in his sleigh
Calling it a day
His son was ready waiting
... Santa Jnr
And It could not have happened sooner
For he really is a swooner !
A handsome well built shooter
Oh a cutie cuter
Oh Welcome
How I like you.. Santa Junior.
Now I believe in Santa ...all the way
And I love you Santa
From this day

I believe in Santa now..
I don't mind siting upon HIS knee
Santa...I hope you come to visit me
And fill my stockings
With all things sweet and nice.
I'll hang them out for you
I'll be waiting
...Santa Junior..

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[DameEdithDivine]

Too funny! You are wonderful, my dear!!!

[xyzllii]

@DameEdithDivine Thank you Dame E... ;))

[xyzllii]

@DameEdithDivine Thank you Dame E... ;))

[liz1060]

Santa, Baby -- I hope you still work for cookies and milk! Cute one, K.

[xyzllii]

@liz1060 Whaaaa? 

[sonofwalt]

Oh you devilish little mind. Well done, well done

[xyzllii]

@sonofwalt Seasonal Greeting s Walt Jnr...have a lovely Xmas with family and friends...

[ljped]

haha wonderful! Have a cool Yule Kristine.

[xyzllii]

@HerAeolianHarp Sounds nice...never tried a brandy egg nog...must do so...cheers...!

[HerAeolianHarp]

Thanks for sending this and happy hols. A brandy egg nog toast to you. :)