I don't like cats - Song by Springbo

Link to my first album: http://soundcloud.com/springbo/sets/songsforgrandma

My cat, Whiskers passed away recently, this song is in tribute to whiskers, if I had cute pictures of whiskers, I would probably put them up on the internet and then put words in his mouth like he was actually human. The only reason I don't do this is because I'm not a retarded idiot who personifies animals, and I hate cats. Funny acoustic guitar song.


Lyrics:


I don't like cats
I don't think that anyone should
The way they make me feel isn't good
I don't wanna look at your asshole
could you put your tail down please?
You made grandpa die from allergies

And that made grandmama cry
and now you're gonna die
Just like Obi-Wan Kenobi in episode 5
You won't be alive

meow
meow

It's hard to wake up
When there's a pile of puke in your bed
I want to shake you until you are dead
My middle finger doesn't do justice
as I wave it in front of your head
I'm going to throw a party when you're dead

And there'll be strippers and whores
and there'll be cocaine galore
Just like Obi-Wan Kenobi in episode 4
Their clothes will hit the floor

meow
meow

Now that you're dead
You still find ways of pissing me off
Why did you have to poop in the soffit yeah
Now when I sleep
Even though I'm sure you are dead
I still hear your meowing in my head

meow
ha ha ha
meow!


fin

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[DrangedPsycotics]

did i acceintally stumblede onto a gay porn site

[bigntall08]

@DrangedPsycotics It's not an accident if you're elbow deep in your dad's ass.

[ceccy111]

What the fuck is your goddamn problem. Stupid Asshole. I curse you with cat allergy. I hope you choke

[bigntall08]

@ceccy111 Go put a cat's wiener in your mouth and make your family sad.

[bigntall08]

@NotMostGirls Stomping on its spine is an appropriate response to that lol

[NotMostGirls]

@bigntall08 After the fart incident, perhaps. Slightly. It was quite traumatic.

[connerwilliams]

Kittehs rule buy a new one

[bigntall08]

I love you Dave, Dave for president!

[bigntall08]

@justRomyM472 Thanks Mr. Man!

[justRomyM472]

wow this is the most beautifull song ive ever heard