Johnny Acecraft: THE MAKE-OR-BREAK CAKE BAKE

A poem by John Hinton, AKA Johnny Acecraft of Spalien Acecraft.

Words:

I've got it! I nicked it! There's a ticket in my pocket for the last ever matinée at the Hippodrome today. Oh sod it! I've lost it! That gust must have dislodged it from where I'd squidged it between some bubblegum and my membership of the M.O.B.C.B.M.A (that's the Make-Or-Break Cake Bake Membership Association).
What am I to do? I've got a date at quarter to two. It's a first-rate great mate date, now it's a date I'm going to have to live to rue.
I met my match at the Make-Or-Break Cake Bake Fête quite late last Lent when she leant over to taste my mint cake, which admittedly I'd nicked. She liked its taste, and since then we've been exchanging mint cake tips by text, and she insists that my advice is twice as good as Delia Smith's.
She commented upon this cake play, and I punned that I was minted, and she hinted that she would really like to be escorted, for which I read courted, so I told her that it was sorted, that I had bought it, when in fact I couldn't quite afford it, so I had to pinch it, and now I'm in shit. Oh what an ending to this budding friendship, which had potential to be one that meant shit.
I'll have to nick another from the shop.

(Copyright ©2010 Johnny Acecraft)

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• weird
• wordy
• delia smith

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I love it. Really, I was depressed but you've raised up my mood.