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Uploaded by on Sep 11, 2011

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Watch this song in HD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCPuXhrVpk

A song I finished today! Thanks for listening! Like if you liked it! :) And add me as a friend!

Lyrics:

Machiavellian Cheese

I may be your neighbor, I may be your friend
Maybe democrat or republican
Either way I know that I'm gonna win
Cause to me this life is in the competition

I got a sick Ferrari and a wife with big tits
And three secretaries to lick my stick
Four vacation homes and a couple a kids
I bought their love on google with a couple good bids

Everything will be great until my overdose
And then my press conferences'll get overly verbose
I've got three assistants, you know some teenagers to grope
Yeah, I know I'm an asshole, but boy am I dope

Chorus
So scoop me up Machiavellian cheese
And hold that side of green peace
I don't care about you and your kind
It's me that on my mind¬

I dreamed a dream epiphany
Me at the front of a symphony
All eyes on me and glistening
As I rhyme my eyes stare empty

The mirror gives me my power
Got a web camera in my shower
Have brunch in my ivory tower
Seconds tick like hours

Tonight I'll do it again
Where all the white women
Big thick glasses, tiny asses
I'll spend what I gotta spend

Chorus

Tonight I'll break it down
Red I'll paint this town
Bend over, drop it down
Break it down, break it down, break it down

Chorus

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  • @MrRyanDMorris Thanks very much!

  • I thought this was awesome, and it's the first one I watched.

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