The Gronk Song - An Original for Rob Gronkowski

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A song I wrote as a tribute to the best tight end in the NFL right now, the Patriots' Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski. It's kind of strange, but that's kind of what I do. Want something like this for yourself? Check out http://oldportjingles.com for examples and information.

You can download the Gronk Song at http://erichp.bandcamp.com/album/gett...

Lyrics:

Who's that man Gronkowski?
If the end zone was a home he'd have a house key.
6 foot 6 he's never been in any danger,
even though 3 years ago he was a teen ager.

Shopping for him must be hard to do
cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.
He went to college in arizona
calls Bibi Jones when he gets a Gronk boner

Who's that man? That's Rob Gronk?
What's he gonna do? He aint gonna stop
Let us enjoy the show that commences
as he destroys opposing defenses.

If he was alive in 1775
no revolution would be needed to survive.
British soldiers with just one glance
would run back home with wet underpants.

I have scotch that is older than him
and I like to drink it when I watch the patriots win.
If you think your teams winning, here's a reason that you're wrong"
Brady to 87, all day long

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[PatriotAct]

I'm sorry but I just love that pic with Gronk, Brady, and Bellicheck photoshopped over the american revolution soldiers.

[shihadrocks]

I've had this in my head for DAYS. I've shared it with my friends on Facebook ,and they were like "Who's Rob Gronk?" I hate being an obsessed NFL fan in Australia sometimes :(

[noynoybaqui]

he went to u of a baby!!! Just think about it, if gronk didnt get injured in 2010 nick foles wouldve been throwing him the football!!! DAMN!!!

[itsTheKingslayer]

Haha, same here, just not from Australia, but Austria ;)

[Anthony Bowen]

That's Awesome!!!! Next Year brother!!!! We we'll be back in the big show!!,, Go Patriots!!!!

[Aidan Wenckus]

hahahahahahaha



[Jack Tilton]

"Gronk Bonner'' LOL

[findoutthehardway]

I live in Texas and now Washington state and everywhere i go Im with the Patriots

[miggleschick]

you pcked a great team i love the patriots i live In philly Pa

[Scatty Petty]

same here in germany :P

[pats fan]

touchdown gronkowski

[stephen baker]

only 95 thousand views.this is like the best song i heard on youtube