Steel Panther - 3. Just Like Tiger Woods (+lyrics)

This is the third song of the album Balls Out by Steel Panther.


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Lyrics:

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a 100 mil

Bang a new pornstar every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!

Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods! oh yeah yeah

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[ewawowa]

Where is the lyrics? you prick

[Gr33kheat]

@ewawowa in the description, idiot.

[gorgeousgeorgeus123]

Yeah thats right you do own nothing !!

[Gr33kheat]

@gorgeousgeorgeus123 I did this just to prevent fuckin' youtube from blocking my videos...again.

[guitarfreek131]

@Gr33kheat I hate to break it to you but youtube can still block your videos much like this one, since they have copyright. I'm a Music Industry major and I'm taking legal issues and we addressed this topic. If Steel Panther or Universal Records find out about the video they can order youtube to take it down. But they might look at it as you promoting the album so you might be alright for now.

[Gr33kheat]

@guitarfreek131 Well, I think I'm promoting the album, right?

And anyways, I don't care anymore. Let's feel the steel.

[jazzas90000]

i am tiger woods and i approve this message

[flm829]

@acame023 I'm an American limey.....what the fuck is a pleb?? & I can assure you I don't 'chirp'...whatever the fuck that means. But, can't we all just get along?....LOL

[rockettransam911]

@ewawowa you're such a dumb-ass lol

[acame023]

@flm829 It's a Constitutional Monarchy you pleb, don't chirp the royal family.

[jaywalker019]

@guitarfreek131 sweet comment tool. You just know everything about the music industry. This copyright lawyer is so impressed...

[flm829]

@someguyinwales At present I can't argue that....I didn't vote for Obama & I damn sure won't vote for him later this year.

[someguyinwales]

@flm829 Like your govenment then.

[EssuSHI]

Two years ago, I wrote a song with the exact same name but this totally kicks my ass.

[flm829]

@jackussbaby Fuck the queen!!!! Your monarchy is a joke.....

[sorebum1]

@ewawowa  whata fkin dumbass u r eh lol

[jackussbaby]

if they did an english version it could be just like wayne rooney likes to get his dick n stick it in the pooney!!!