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Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap : Original Short

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Uploaded on Jul 14, 2009

Exclusive! Harry Potter vs. Voldemort in an epic rap battle to determine who is the ultimate wizard! Indy Mogul features the Voldemort make-up effect in this Original Short test film.

'Build' episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0HYP9...

Download the MP3: http://indymogul.com/wizardrap

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Lyrics:
Voldemort #1:
I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history,
I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory.
With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor
You's a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore,
I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see,
you're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy.
I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead
If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled

Harry #1
You's a big bald fairy, you think I'm scared of you
I smoked basilisk and I'll smoke you too.
I got witches in class I got witches in the halls
If you look under my cloak, you'll see my Hagrid size balls.
I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess,
Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart's Express
You can't touch me son, I drive magic cars
I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars!

Voldemort #2
Poor little Harry, you're such darling lad.
Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?
Oh that's right I killed em, you're little owl too.
All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew.
You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny
Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermoine?
My boyz are called death eaters, they're black magic studs
They'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloods
You can never find me, it's like trying to catch smoke
You hide from me with your punk ass cloak.
You think your invisible, but I can see through that!
I'll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT

Harry #2
Say it don't spray it your breath smells like a grave
Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave
Your head looks like a golf ball your face looks like a lizard
Here's the toll free number for the hair club for wizards
The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew,
wizards drive by's is what we do
When dementors try to ice me I step right up and own em
I crack a butter beer and say "Expecto Patronum"!

Song written by Mark Douglas & Erik Beck
Performed by Mark Douglas
Beats by: http://www.myspace.com/jakechudnow

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  • Kendra Sargent

    Voldemort won

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  • Harris Whitford

    Voldermort, you win, finally

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  • kenni quesnel

    voldermort

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  • Solidmex

    You think your invisible, but I can see through that!

    I'll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT epic

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    in reply to David Mason (Show the comment)
  • abdur bey

    lol harry potter won again voldermort loss he cheted

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  • Robbie Godfrey

    Lol

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  • David Mason

    2:49 and on is my favorite part

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  • carolina lakti

    voldermort

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  • Jane Lee

    Voldemort ;3

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  • Pat Immortas

    if harry was such a great wizard, he would have done at least one spell in the sorcerer's stone.

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    in playlist Epic Rap Battles of History 1-7 + Harry Potter v Voldemort
  • Jointed98

    And the fact he sucked

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  • Jointed98

    If harry was sung by anyone else really he would have won.

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