Don'tCha Wish Boyfriend Was FAT like Me? (Pussy Cat Dolls Parody)

Parody of "Don't Cha" by "The Pussy Cat Dolls." Parody music recorded, performance, and lyrics by "Dag Nab Nelson."

Parody Lyrics: Pizza
Tacos
Burgers
See my Belly?
Lets eat
Baby ooooh
I know I'm heavy (I know I'm heavy)
I'm as big as two of you (I'm as big as two of you)
That's why whenever I come around
You make sounds like, "moo" (You make sounds like, "moo")
Your boyfriend is skinny (Your boyfriend is skinny)
He could hide behind a small tree (He could hide behind a small tree)
And in the back of your mind
You know you want to suffocate under me (babe)


Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love-handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Feed the thin guy (feed the thin guy)
or leave him alone (leave him alone)
Cause if I ever come over
I'll eat you out of House and home (House and home)
Let's feed my belly (let's feed my belly)
I wanna eat there (I wanna eat there)
See I don't care what we eat
But I know I ain't gonna wanna share

Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I know I weigh a ton
I know I have big buns
I got folds
I'm fat
And I'm fine
I ain't dieting
Look at my behind
You ain't blind (you ain't blind)
I know I weigh a ton
I know I have big buns
I got folds
I'm fat
And I'm fine
I ain't dieting
Look at my behind
You ain't blind

I know he's hungry (I know he's hungry)
I can't understand (I can't understand)
He is not as crazy about food
You might as well feed him a dog food can
Maybe next mealtime (maybe next mealtime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then I'll eat enough food for you and me

Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

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  Comedy

[Bergkatse2]

Had to check it out, this video is doing the rounds of all the gay discussion boards. You have quite a following now in the "bear" community.

[Dag Nab Nelson]

LOL! More Fat videos to come!

[cbohar84]

I slammed that subscribe button like nobodies business! You've got the BOD OF A GOD, the IDEAL male physique, fuck Atlas and his globe carrying ass, you're a true work of art! POWER TO THE GAINERS!

[Mattteus]

sweet moustache

[cuprena]

Lolx

[Adam Rahouti]

Im scared

[snookiesanchez]

Omgg amazing video!!! LOLOL

[yomi001]

That's a HUGE bitch! :-)

[Elke Baloniak]

good Idea

[Max Spartacus]

Freakin Awesome funny! Laughing with you not at You!

[lovemebetternow]

wow! he is crazy who likes him hahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Mrdably1]

hahahahaaa s this a joke?