Halo - Divine Comedy

Lyrics:

Remember those plans we made,
baby theyre tumblin down,
Cause we havent gone on a date,
Since Santa came to town.

I suppose its not a sin,
But I never really knew about
How often you play that Halo
We got a problem now.

Its like youve been imprisoned
This game is too addictin
All this time that youre wastin
I hardly ever see you now.

Every time I turn around
Youre playing that stupid game.
Baby I hate your Halo
Its getting in the way.

Youre fightin alien foes
And if you keep up this way
Our love will explode like
A fragmentation grenade.

I know youre just having fun
Playin all through the night
But the only friends that youve got
Are the ones you fight online.

I swore Id never touch that game
Its violent and its lame
Boy, you need to begin
To get your butt off of that couch again.

But then we played all weekend
And I began seein
What was so appealin
I can understand it now.

I think Im addicted now
Play ten hours a day
Baby I defeated Halo
And Im a sharp-shootin ace.

When an enemy gets too close
I bust him right in the face
Im better than you at Halo
Gonna kick yo trash ever day.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Halo
• Divine Comedy
• parody
• DC
• BYU

[kwintific]

I love the divine comedy music videos. You should come perform at Utah State!

[tynin2cody]

11 got beat by their gfs at halo :D

[Minecraftiscool2011]

I'm better than anyone in Halo 3

[gooch60]

@ignezwindsor1 i do too but this video sucks

[beutiful1253]

Who wouldn't like this! Or have the guts to dislike this video. I still like the song :)

[DEFTCON3]

Great voice! The addiction is powerful.

[carbineaction32]

love divine comedy never have anything inapropriate and/or swearing. THEIR JUST AWESOME

[gingernutpreacher]

@ignezwindsor1 whats that got to do with halo

[ignezwindsor1]

I love the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

[ignezwindsor1]

I love divine comedy music i made Brazilian 

[Ky4Ln2]

Love you face at 0:36 so FUNNY! :D

[KarianaSli]

@gingernutpreacher WoW- World of Warcraft