Uploaded by TheOnion on Feb 20, 2008
The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
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I feel much safer now but Lindsay Lohan is still out there.
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Nick Nolte could just put on a mask or hold up a picture of somebody else.
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@railtank Obviously Nick Nolte in disguise!
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@railtank Since this is YouTube where morons abound, I can't tell if you're being funny or serious. This is not a real broadcast.
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@P3dofox i heard andy dick first b/c i know that guy's a little coocoo for them cocoa puffs
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Screw it, I can't drive anyway just wanted to see how fortunate you guys were to have technology advance
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@P3dofox I think it was Andy-Dick-alizer! But yours sounds better
4 months ago 2
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Great. Just another government mandated device to interfere with my private life. People should be outraged that the government is going to make us have these in our cars!
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@T3hbassmasta The girls here in slovakia should be banned from driving. Also the "tough guys" who just got there drivers license. I swear to god all always see women driving and talking on their cellphones and so many news stories that 18-23 year olds got killed cause they were speeding down a highway and losing control or crashing into an oncoming car.
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fingerme100 1 year ago 40
Thumbs up if you heard the guy say
"the antidickalizer"
you can hear it at time 1:11
P3dofox 10 months ago 16