Mass Effect 2 - Thane Romance
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Damn your shepherd was pretty. Mine is like sorta handsome almost black guy with fire scars
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@FeralSheWolf I don't think the choices are necessarily "bad writing" so much as Bioware is making the romance option extremely obvious vs the neutral one so the player doesn't get pinned into a romance unknowingly. Not that the wording is that great, but still. Much like when recruiting Thane, and he talks about how 'you were a valuable distraction,' you can go straight to telling him you're recruiting or choose "Bastard", calling him out on using you...which just seemed overly rude to me.
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Shepard:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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poor table
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@FeralSheWolf to be fair you don't have to be a slut. That's just the way you portrayed your char.
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Bioware cracks me up. Their writing is so great, so deep, until you get to the romance options, at which point they reveal themselves to be autistic neckbeards. I was having a deep conversation with Thane about the death of his wife and son, and then suddenly my own reply option was "I want you." ...Wat? The female voice actress suddenly goes from strong and confident to weird confused slut, like she's trying to do lusty without having a clue how (no direction?) It's weird shit.
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Thane had a hard life.
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@spiraloutward Thanks, I'll do that if I go through it again, I did the reaper IFF thing quite early because I was in that cluster or galaxy at the time, I did another quest in a near place.
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@Johny40Se7en The more missions you do after acquiring the Reaper IFF, the more people (and I don't mean recruited squad members, I mean random Joe Schmoe's running the ship) die when you are on the suicide run. Personally I do all missions available, then do the Reaper IFF quest, then Legion's loyalty quest, then right onto the suicide mission. Nobody dies that way.
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Shepard says Boom shankar
The morning after:
Shepard: Wow... what a weird dream... I kissed a fish and then it went down on me...
Thane: ... Siha?
GabSte1989 3 months ago 36
Thane: "Kolyat, let me introduce you to your new mother."
Kolyat: "But, she is ... human?"
Thane: "Your point is?"
Kolyat: ...
Shep: ^.^
Linkforlife199 4 weeks ago 25