eBay Rap!

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Thanks to dubs attic for the beat
Lyrics:
i surfing on ebay
i bough stuff on ebay
i bidding on ebay
im so fast you cant beat me

im so fast, im so cool
paypal bidding for me when im at school
IM number 1 on ebay im the big man
Im Pierre Omidyar's biggest fan

selling stuff when i get home
bidding so much i gotta take out a loan
typing so fast my computer starts to groan
o well, ill have to take it on my moble phone

im so good i am a power seller
i spend so much i have my own bank teller
this here book would be a best seller
1 minute to go, how about a boat propeller?

im selling tickets for a cruise
my page has got 1 million views
yo man dont sit there and snooze
cuz i will bid you out, and you will lose

you want a car how bout a beamer son
actualy dad, i want to get a plasma gun
ok homie ill try to get you one
just dont shoot me, or you best run!

how bout a sandwitch that looks like marry
well dude, a million dollars is kinda scary
how bout a cow that produces dairy
im lactose intolerant! Dairy is very scary!

UPS ground is here and they no my name
ups thet puts fed ex to shame!
driving so fast they live lightning Mcqueen
if they dont deliver on time then i will get mean

thinkin i just buy? i can sell stuff too!
i just sold 50 packages of elmers glue
would you like to buy a leather shoe?
thinkin that is all? i can also sell you!

selling tvs, speakers, and a couch
refergeraters, cars, a kangerroo puuch
an awesome, dancing, hamster pet
bid right now, or you'll regret

selling stuff when i get home
bidding so much i gotta take out a loan
typing so fast my computer starts to groan
o well, ill have to take it on my moble phone

im so good i am a power seller
i spend so much i have my own bank teller
this here book would be a best seller
1 minute to go, how about a boat propeller?

click on safari, ebays the first page
hopping i have time, check the battery gage
log in, 12 items on a bidding war
dont worry, i dont lose no products no more!

if u dont got an account, you gotta register now
but tim, i need help, i dont know how?
click on regester and take a bow
and set your cookies to allow!

but thats not all, you need paypal too
go to paypal.com, they'll set it up for you
"Now tim, is that all i have to do"
No! Get verified, or ebay will sue you!

bey a computer and a cd rum
throwq it out da window for extra fun
i bet that thing waided a ton
doesnt matter, its all done

i've tried other companies like cragslist yo
but the people buying were just too slow
the people who bought, were all foe
i lost money, and i was like woa!'

I found out ebay is the only way
i sit there and bid every day
im at ebay and im here to stay
ive gotta sway all the strays to ebay!

selling stuff when i get home
bidding so much i gotta take out a loan
typing so fast my computer starts to groan
o well, ill have to take it on my moble phone

im so good i am a power seller
i spend so much i have my own bank teller
this here book would be a best seller
1 minute to go, how about a boat propeller?

Category:

Comedy

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[creepyguyful]

this is the most dumbest shit i ever heard this joint is so gay and he is lip singing even if he really was singing his singing will be off

[creepyguyful]

tjis is the most dumbest shit i ever heard this joint is so gay

[asajon44]

THIS SONG IS LEGIT..............CATCHY TUNE!!!

[functiewiki]

Catchy tune. :)

[ALLINJEN10]

u r dumb

[danielgasman]

@wackawacka5  yes

[wackawacka5]

WHAT A FAG. DON'T YOU JUST WANNA JUST PUNCH THIS KID IN THE FACE ?

[rotholz1]

gay

[psychicbum]

lmao, catchy tune and funny lyrics, not bad kid