I dropped your baby! Acoustic song

It's early, still in PJ's but wanted to upload this so here it is. Song about how some things are so hard to explain. As usual song for my 74 subscribers, (strangers who I love) anyways here are the lyrics:

- - - This isn't easy, I didn't expect it to be, but I hope you can appreciate me,
for doing this and clearing the air, I wouldn't have done this if I didn't care.
Remember back, seems so long ago, when you went out to watch theater show.
You paid me well to babysit, I guess for the job I wasn't fit.
He started crying from his cot, I picked him up the louder he got,
So I try to sing a lullaby but that didn't seem to silence his cry.
To cheer up the mood we played rocket ship, but at the top he slipped.

Now he walks kinda funny,
he calls his dad mummy,
hes 25 and doesn't understand money.
He bounced a little on the tile floor,
I covered the bruise with make up from your draw.
You should have hired a professional instead,
I dropped your child on their head.

I thought he was dead I didn't know what to expect, when you found out you thought it was a birth defect.
Don't look at me like that its all now in the past, I meant to tell you soon but time just goes so fast.
Everyday I want to go back, everyday I wished, that he would not need a speech therapist.
I picked him back up he was still for a while, he was a weak child and very fragile.

I now have nightmares, I hear the thump,
I see him go bump, and I feel the lump.
Sometimes life seems its just not fair,
Like how he will never be out of that chair,
should have hired a professional instead,
I dropped your child on their head.

If you were not so cheap and not so tight,
Maybe your child could be classed as bright.
Maybe he would have clear vision perfect sight,
And a straight jaw which he could use to bite.

I paid for the chair and you want more
I think it's your fault, not my flaw,
That night all the thoughts I cannot bridge,
because I had drank all your beers from your fridge.

I remember lifting him up so high,
Just for a moment it silenced his cry
Then I fell down like a falling tree,
holding above my head, your baby,
You should have hired a professional instead.
I dropped you child on their head.

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[nzmetallicanz]

hahahaha mean! u write all your songs? they are really good!

[monkeybars101]

Yep. Sometimes I just write shorts instead of full songs. But I end up have 100's of them.

[SpookInTheMachine]

I think my greatest worry is that you sing songs that are true in your life lol :-P

[monkeybars101]

Experience is inspiration.

[BoxingMadLad]

A lot of lyrics for 3 mins lol...you should do a bridge or something

[monkeybars101]

I nearly passed out by the end. Good job my phone buzzed half way through and gave me time to inhale.

Thanks for the comment!

[lolhispantsronfire69]

well that would explain y my little brother is so screwed up lol

[Loviekinz]

LoL this song is awfullll I can think of a few guys who i'd never trust to hold a baby cuz of somethin' stupid like tho lol. Hell I wouldn't trust most people alone with my 5 year old. Paranoid mommy :p

[Bazement258Studios]

Well he does style himself after mister lynch, actually that's how I found your video Monkey, on one of Lynch's videos (at least I think it was lynch). you said you wrote you own songs, so I went to your channel.

[nanoreq]

Great song :)

[niiiiiitram]

alot like stephen lynch tho , aint bad (:

[armageddonfish]

great song ^_^

quite similar sense of humor as stephen lynch

[TheSpartanhorse]

Nice Pj's Nice song.

So I try to sing a lullabye.

[GoPistons04]

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