Spelunky Evil
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right, if i had a shotgun handy and you picked up MY machete and stabbed me in the face with it, i wouldn't shoot you. really though, im with you. i just wanted to point that out
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@Pikawil64 MMMMMMMmmmm.... interesting. As long as you have enough rubies.
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You know i wouldn't be suprised if he was a boss in IWBTG...
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Id say the game "man" your looking for is in the game "I wanna be the guy!"
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lol bowser thats me! >:[)
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I think if anyone is evil it's the spelunky guy. Who sacrifices numerous women for the ability to drink to life of your enemies and then steals from old shopkeepers and makes a massacre of it? And of course this guy will be remembered as a hero XD
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Someone pit this shotgun shopkeeper against the Link's Awakening shopkeeper who kills thiefs with lightning beams. It'd be the clash of the century.
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You know all you have to do is DROP one of his items too close to him and you are toast
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Stealing, mercyless killing of shopkeepers, sacrificing women to ancien gods... Yeah, I'm fairly sure the Spelunker is the evil one here...
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Best shop is the gun shop. If it has a shotgun in it. You win. You take the shotgun, one or two blasts from it will kill the Shopkeeper. And the first blast will stun him, allowing you to kill him and rob his shop. BUT! You won't be able to enter any other shop from henceforth. They will be jumping around with their uber-shotgun.



In the shopkeeper's defense, you are acting a teensy bit homicidal.
Raycaster7 3 years ago 34
"he has zero tolerance for ANYTHING."
You threw a freaken BOMB INTO HIS SHOP, What did you expect?!
cowofdoom78963 3 years ago 31