Yahweh's Delicious Creation

Perhaps this is what it looked like when Yahweh was deciding upon the details of his creation.

Lucky us! We get to live in it!


Inspiration for this one came from a few different sources that ought to be credited:
- the Mr Deity series (look for it on youtube- devestatingly funny)
- the Mr Creosote sketch from Monty Python
- all the Christians who seem to think that there was no other option for Yahweh than to set up a system in which eternal torture would be the inevitable outcome for billions of people, and that Yahweh is himself terribly sad, in some way, that this is the case.

Music: Mozart Flute Quartet in G, KV285.

Note:
I don't hate Yahweh. I don't think he went overboard with the invention of hell, and I don't disagree with him for having instituted barbaric forms of earthly punishment, and for allowing dreadful disease and suffering.
In fact, I'm as angry at Yahweh as I am at Santa Claus (the fat bastard who hasn't delivered presents to me for nearly 25 years).

Yahweh is imaginary. He isn't there to be angry at.
What I AM angry at, is the fact that good honest people (perhaps like yourself) have been made to live a life of fear and guilt, forever petrified of an eternal torture chamber, and a vengeful, sadistic God who tortures and loves infinitely. It is a ridiculous story, and I hope I can show some of its inanity.

Cheers, NSC

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[brogin]

Yaweh: Supreme Asshole

[warren52nz]

There's just no way to summarize Christianity without it sounding like a joke!

8^D

[itchygonads]

@fedelede2 I am aware of this, i just wanted to dampen your argument. Yes I am an idiot, a stellar observation. Lol what a pretentious clown.

[fedelede2]

@itchygonads I mean theologically, you idiot.

[itchygonads]

@fedelede2 No there isn't, both dont exist.

[neoman121]

I'm never going to a restaurant again... Those waiters (according to this video) are ASSHOLES >.>

[OkamsRazer]

But who made the restaraunt God visited? You can't say for certain they spoke English and wore blue suits....how dare you deny the existance of the Pre-Creation 'Jim Bobs House of Ribs" because we all know God is into BBQ, it says so in the bible that since the smell of burning flesh is pleasing therefore he loves BBQ

[justthisstupid]

@GriiiiiiinD Well, God created Satan, didn't he? So God IS responsible for all evil in the world. And if hell isn't eternal, then what is it? I've read the bible. "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire *never goes out*." (Mark 9:43) "[...] and be thrown into hell, where *their worm does not die*, and the fire *is not* quenched." (Mark 9:47b-48b)So please explain what hell is if Jesus lied?

[beanie928]

Is there any way the religious fanatics in the Republic Party running for President could be forced to watch this/

[hellobal100]

@GriiiiiiinD read bible before u support ur imaginary god

[fedelede2]

@GriiiiiiinD There's a difference between purgatory and hell.

[HRage]

A bit of a milder perspective of yahweh's psychotic insanity than I'd express ... but sooooooo beautifully executed.

If possible at all, could one mount a campaign to work this into high school curriculums??? And if so, where do I sign?