Dear Mr Rapist (Re: Dear Mr Hicks)

A message for Mr Rapist.

Only watch this if you've seen the Dear Mr Hicks video -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO55BazkiZ4

Starring - http://www.youtube.com/dougsklenki

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[bdhfhf]

@chillself please don't try to play crap tunes on my heartstrings, I haven't stated I don't care. I simply think the video was pointless, crude, offensive, misguided, and ultimately unhelpful.

[rckdorman]

Good video mate. Shame that so many people missed the salient points and references to the original.

The 'Dear Mr Hicks' video was one of the most tasteless and sanctimonious pieces of drivel I've ever endured. This video puts it back in perspective, and in its place.

And a bit of Craig Armstrong always appreciated too. Good work mate.

[YannGlass]

For some reason the shot of Ian rush really cracks me up.

[KopiteP250505]

@dkori We Liverpool fans aren't stupid, we knew down the road there was a risk. We saw it a million miles away. The club could have ceased to exist and we knew very early on. So it doesn't matter that the video was before the first court date.

"Some say Football is a matter of life and death. I can assure you, it's much, much more important than that." Bill Shankly. Just because you say something is ridiculous, doesn't make it so; it's just your fuckin dodgy opinion.

[dkori]

@KopiteP250505 the video was made before the first court date, before there was any risk of the club ceasing to exist. mccollough was just talking about H&G's failure to deliver on promises. and at any rate, what you said is ridiculous. i hope nothing bad happens to your family, but if your mother was raped you would maybe reassess your priorities.

[KopiteP250505]

@dkori Liverpool getting relegated wasn't the worst that could have happened if those two Yank cunts stayed in charge - Liverpool FC could have been destroyed and ceased to exist! That's worse than anything that could happen in life, Liverpool FC is my family.

[dkori]

@KopiteP250505 so would you honestly upset you as much if liverpool were relegated as it would if a member of your family was raped? thats pretty awful man, i'm a big football fan but to care that much about a team is just sick

[bookwormgal1996]

LMFAO THIS IS HYSTERICAL! This is even funnier than the original video, I always watch that when I want a good laugh, but this is even better! Ian McCulloch, SMH at you for saying what you said in "Dear Mr. Hicks", and believe me, I'm a huge fan of you and the Bunnymen.

[KopiteP250505]

@Hawkmanuno Our football club is more important to us than anything else, that's how fanatics of all clubs think. So you can imagine how terrible a member of your family being raped, attacked or killed would be... that's how we felt with these Yank cunts trying to destroy our club, so the analogy was too right! Football is a religion, not a game, not a sport. It's more important than anything. If you don't think like that, fair enough. But don't fuckin dare try to rubbish those that do.

[Hawkmanuno]

If football really means so much to some people that they seriously consider bad management of their favourite club to be likened to rape, then my first suggestion is that they seriously need psychiatric help. That cannot be mentally healthy for them. If someone really thinks the original analogy - tasteless and crass and so very off the target, being demeaning to both 'Pool fans and more so to actual rape victims - is spot on, then I'm really losing hope in humanity....

[bluenosepe]

Analogy was spot on? So, the running of a football club, (admittedly badly) is quote

"Like having your family raped over and over"???

Ha ha ha. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you......Liverpool fans. Comedy gold.

And stop clubbing those poor seals to death up there near the kanjurgan fjords.

[KopiteP250505]

@bluenosepe Norway, London and Essex? Let's look at the facts, Liverpool does have a lot of support worldwide. However, Everton has an official supporters club in Norway as well so bluenoses need to shut up about Norway now. I know 4 fella's from London who are Everton season ticket holders as well so don't talk about London either. THE ANALOGY WAS SPOT ON!