H2 - The Winter Killer

In 2007, I was briefly hired by the New York based ad agency Endoplasmic Reticulum. This was a quick proof of concept I put together for their pitch to GM.

I was let go a week later.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hummer
• H1
• H2
• H3
• Global
• warming
• commercial
• parody
• Adam Sacks

[offroadmaster1]

thats bull s**t the h2 gets 14+ mpg. winter is just as fun as summer.

[IIadamSACKSII]

In absolute optimal conditions you'll get between 10 and 13 mpg, but in real world stop and go suburban settings, the mpg is between 8 and 10.

[offroadmaster1]

a tank gets 5 to 8 mpg. not a hummer. but who cares its about the h2? what do you have to say about the h1? they get 10 to 14 mpg

[IIadamSACKSII]

Hi offroadmaster1,

Thanks for the comments. Hope you're enjoying your summer break. Ahh, to be 14 again...

[offroadmaster1]

when i get a car(s) i will drive off road with my hummer 95% of the time. in the city i will drive a junk car.

[jvbdj]

Hummers rock.

[panamera]

thats the way i like it.

[asianboi1216]

A semi? where are you getting this Bullshit information?

[7677243]

You dime-a-dozen indoctrinated half wit- if you still believe in that fabricated bullshit then I got some good oceanfront land in Arizona to sell you. Some day you will grow up and get off your mother's titty long enough to discern truth from fiction. The problem with this country is we have too many foggoty little brainwashed fools like you- do me a favor, drive your little smart car into the back of a Hummer at 50, but don't hit any presciouns trees!!I

[ThePenpen44]

A hummer was not made a hybrid for a reason. IT IS A BEAST

[shreckman505]

r yall fuckin stupid a hummer does the same environmental damage as a semi almost

[offroadmaster1]

you dont know any thing. this conversation is over

[offroadmaster1]

hummers are not made for the city. so they dont need "car like" milage. hummers get the same milage as full size trucks.

[offroadmaster1]

no what "doesn't"? the mileage?

[H3TJ]

Hummer it´s not for everyone, that´s it