B&W2:I am The Best God Ever

In the beginning they told me I could be good or evil, black or white. I chose purple.

Kebab tries his hand at being a god after reading the bible. Surely he can't fuck up as badly as a god who writes his tome in dead language and teaches his savage ways to a bunch of goat herders in the bronze age. Only one thing is certain: to gain bunch of followers he needs to send his son (the turtle(who is actually himself)) to earth so that he could sacrifice himself to himself to bypass the rules that he created to begin with.


The game is Black & White 2.
The turtle isn't available as default. I used a mod to get him as my creature, because I like turtles!

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• kebab-kastike

[ShadowLink723]

Thank you. You make me proud to not be an Atheist.

[DonnZ0r]

@ShadowLink723 You're welcome. Now how about that worshiping? I'd hate if a giant rock would fall on your roof. I might also lock you in the basement and torture you forever if you don't love me.

[ShadowLink723]

@DonnZ0r

Your ever increasing inability to form logical arguments makes it even better.

[DonnZ0r]

@ShadowLink723 I formed a religion, logic is out of the window by definition when you decide to be fractally wrong.

[towndrunk23]

According to the description, you are the turtle.

I believe you just forced yourself to eat your own shit.

[DonnZ0r]

@towndrunk23 Aha, but there's the point indeed! That's what my followers think, but my holy book or I never said anything about this "trinity". They just made it up. Common theme in most religions. But because I'm the real god I can just throw fireballs at them and throw them in the sea until they repent.

[DonnZ0r]

@TheRedLettuce I am. Just watch where you take a crap or I'll make you eat it.

[artouxcp]

haha oh god

[RoboRandy1]

Careful! You might just catch Giardia!

[756secret]

Moral of the story: If you make shit,clean it or a hand will force you

[rickinator9]

I played the second one only, still have nightmares from the beer brewer quests