SONG: Global Warning By Throwing Toasters (LIVE) - Happy Earth Day 2011

Throwing Toasters' new song GLOBAL WARNING. visit http://www.ThrowingToasters.com to download free music! (Sound is a little wonky. Sorry)

Recorded live at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA on 03/30/11


You walk up to my door.
'Cause tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen.
Yes, tonight I'm gonna show you how much I'm in love with you.

When you get inside,
Don't worry that it's so dark in here,
That's because I only use low wattage light bulbs, they're better for the environment.

Because I,
I love Mother Earth.
And you as well.

Let's go take a bath.
Even though it takes three hours for my tub to fully fill,
Not because it's big, but because I've got a low flow nozzle on the faucet.

Because I,
I love Mother Earth.
And you as well.

Think how great things are gonna be,
When we start doing everything right, environmentally.
The world will be a great place for you.
And for all the little children too.

Speaking of kids,
Well I guess I should tell you I don't want any.
Cause they are the worst thing you can do for the planet, puts a burden on our resources.

So I only use protection,
And I also recycle so this protection's from 1995,
I just rinse it out and use it over and over again.

Because I,
I love Mother Earth.
And you as well.

Now I'm all alone.
You've left me lying here on my 100% organic burlap sheets
Okay I admit they're not that comfortable, but...

They soak up all my tears.
Which is sad 'cause I usually save all my fluids to water the flowers
I have growing around the compost heap I use as a toilet.

Because I,
I love Mother Earth.

Lyrics ©2011 Grant Baciocco

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[ddvdave]

Awesome!

[sheslostcontrol24]

I read that as "Fappers Comedy Club."

[JammieBodgers]

Grant, you are so hipster and ironic - drinking out of a plastic water bottle while singing about your environmental awareness. ;) Love this song! Thanks for sharing.

[dancingviolin24]

FUNNY!