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Uploaded by on Jul 17, 2008

Music video about those consumed by video games and television.

Regardless of the console, game or TV show, this song is about you, us... everyone. Pull out your crumpet, and sink your teeth into the digital revolution that is human evolution ;)

Download this original song at http://www.onision.com

Lyrics
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I'm So Gamer
I'm So TV
I like Pac Man
Poke'Mon

I'm so Tetris
I'm so Smallville
Super Mario
Supernatural

Dawson's Creek was lame.
Metal Gear is fly.
Will you play me Digimon?
I'm a gamer till I die.

Power Rangers in Space
Put a smile on my face
No one will take it's place
VR Troopers are a disgrace.

Sit back and watch the master
I beat Grand Theft Auto 4 five zillion times.
Screw having a real life, or friends.
The TV has completely consumed my mind.

Resident Evil

Silent Hill

Ape Escape

Ooh what a thrill.

Ooh what a thrill.

Welcome to my world,
Sit with me on my sofa,
I got a bucket for pooping,
So I don't miss a second of opera.

People lie about TV,
They say it's bad for you too.
My eyes are not that bad,
Marco... where are you? ...Polo?

Final Fantasy 7 has no competition,
The fans demand a remake, but Square won't listen,
Metal Gear Solid 4 was the final edition,
Hideo Kojima decided to make it Snake's final mission.

No one can contest me,
In SmackDown I'll teach your ass a lesson,
Play me online, my true friends are there,
Gamers have no rage, gaming consumes any aggression.

First Person Shooters are a gift to humanity,
They complete our fantasy, soothe our reality.
Killings ok when it's just a game,
Screw you Jack, Your philosophy is insane.

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  • Wait a minute?! You copied of onision!

  • this video is so fukin retarded it made me wanna shoot myself in the head just for waisting a minute of my life.....thanx alot biotch your next video should be calld "im so gay and uguly ass fuck"

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  • he is not a gamer

    for the qulity is bad and the audio is not bench mark

    he is something else... more scarry...

    HE IS A NOOB !!!!!

  • Pathetic..Trying to use someone else's video to get views.

  • EPIC TROLLING MUSIC good job everyone fell for it ftw

  • @SuperLildany Lol

  • hard to admit but....this song reminds me of my friend

  • this is like a wanna be shoes song kinda thumbs down

  • lmao I love this video XD the song is great lol

  • OI metal gear is fucking sick, cunt

  • GAYMER

  • man u know i do like video game but let me tell u something i do have friends and life but gamer make u look real stupid. c'mon u should go out and hang out with ur friends (or new friends). also get a life and get some girl u like but not the girl who r gamer. alright. if u keep going be a gamer... u be more loser

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